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Boggles the mind that women could stomach any more after GOT I could barely even get through the first episode of that

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

schrodingers terf

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

When you try to type an exclamation point but you miss the shift key

this is the funniest top text bottom text meme of all time

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

you know what at this point they're writing fanfic

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

Definitely not autistic and feminism definitely isn't one of my collect to the point of hoarding special interests

He didn't even win this time lol. Elon's Starlink ownership among just everything about that prick screams that they hacked it. I sat on TikTok for days saving video after video of people who voted Democrat saying and proving on screen that their 2024 vote was missing or rejected, sometimes even the whole voting record was gone. Trump accused Biden of robbery so the Democrats couldn't correctly accuse him of this when the time came without looking like "no u!" copycats. And that total red sweep even in unusual spots, "unlike any seen before"? Bullshit. Sounds like another one of the orange sack of shits delusional fantasies

I didn't vote for various reasons mainly fatigue as a Black Marxist my desire to get the fuck out of here Audre Lorde/James Baldwin style before the next election and where I live being permanently Blue, but clearly it wouldn't have mattered anyway.

Honestly, fuck the Europeans (and even some vengeful USAmerican liberals) who are saying USAmericans all “deserve what we voted for” or saying “good, they deserve it” in response to headlines about bad things happening to Americans.

Um, millions of us voted against that fat orange fuck. You think we should all suffer because Trump won the popular vote by barely 2 million votes? You think it’s good that more women will die from shady abortions because we deserve it, even though many women (especially WOC) didn’t want this at all? You think it’s good that children will have their education and well-being suffer because of how adults voted, i.e. something they have no control over?

Sorry, that’s heartless and it shows you don’t care about POC, women, and children, who are overwhelmingly the ones affected under this administration. You just care about getting likes on social media for wishing suffering on people who you don’t even know voted for him.

literally this person is so powerful

me ignoring my mutuals' cringe interests posting. let she without cringe cast the first stone.