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what have i done

2012: gif vs. jif

2013: new-tella vs. nuh-tella

2015: white and gold vs. black and blue dress

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

But I don't think people understand how absolutely perfect this PowerPoint is. I saw this with my friend last Friday, and we literally could not stand because we were laughing and crying so hard. I'm telling you, there is so much more to this movie. So much. Like. Just wait until you see it. I'm going again.

i’m not here to tell you “guys this movie is so important we have to save it”

no

this movie will save itself

because it’s SO TERRIBLE

(by the way if you think this power point is incomprehensible WAIT UNTIL YOU WATCH THE DAMN FILM, ZAZAZING!)

(also if you want some trigger warnings for this dumb film just let me know)

http://iaindacaestecker.tumblr.com/post/109546340741/avengeravenue-okay-im-not-trying-to-be-that

okay. i’m not trying to be that blogger who gets angry and complains about her fandom, but for a few minutes i’m gonna be that blogger. bear with me, please? i’m really sorry.

agent carter is NOT doing well. it’s just not. we can debate about it all we want, but already ...

person: u dont have ur drivers license yet lmao? wtf

me internally: No, I don't have my driver's license yet because of a slew of incredibly personal reasons, most all of them centering around the fact that my anxiety disorders make it hard for me to concentrate and I don't feel comfortable behind the wheel of thousands of pounds of metal because of it. Not to mention the fact that I don't exactly have the money for a car or gas in the foreseeable future even if I did feel comfortable driving (which I don't).

me externally: yeah lol im just lazy yknow

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

But wait, imagine if it was part of the Sailor Scouts. "Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Jupiter! Sailor Mars!" all graceful and shit, and then fucking "Sailor George" shows up, the only man in the group with lots of fuzz on his body and a little beer belly, but still in the Sailor Scouts uniform. And, like, Tuxedo Mask feels like Sailor George is his rival for Sailor Moon's heart, but doesn't want everyone to know he's insecure even though it's obvious, and Sailor George just doesn't give a shit about anything.

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

Based on this text post (of course).

Sorry, Estee, your post has been sitting in my drafts for months! I hope you don’t mind me hijacking it and using Lin and Tenzin. (I would have attached it straight to the post if it didn’t have so many formatting problems.)

Bonus:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

TADASHI N JACK ③

Thanks for the tranlator - fish-meister  ❤

part 1 / part 2

tadashi n jack ①

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

i remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

i feel like a big part of the korra community has been having this dilemma since last night

that guy on the right. his face. just like \0o0/ no you didn't.

am i late for this meme or

One True Pairing.

Procrastinating studying for finals at its finest.

Happy holidays ya’ll

Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. 

For nearly two years Qian was immobile as she didn’t even have enough of her body left to sit up in a wheelchair. Doctors said her only hope of being able to move by herself again would be extensive surgery to allow her to be fitted with prosthetic limbs.Her parents couldn’t afford this treatment. 

Qian’s granddad Yuan came up with a simple but effective treatment to get her moving again. He took a basketball the village boys had discarded and cut a hole just big enough for tiny Qian to fit into, padded the inside with stiff floor mats from his car, then propped her up inside. All of a sudden Qian was able to stabilize herself and was able to by move herself by rolling the ball in any direction she wanted. She supported herself using wooden handles. 

From that day on Qian would not be stopped by any obstacle. She went back to school, started to play with her friends again, and started to get back the life of any girl her age. She began professional swimming training in 2007 and defied the odds of her double amputation to become one of the first members of the Yunnan Youth Swimming Club.

She won three gold medals in last year’s Yunnan Para Games and took a gold and two silver medals at the National Swimming Championship for the Disabled (Under 18) in 2009 before continuing impressively at this year’s Para Games.

SOURCE

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Tadashi is here

its super messy but i needed to draw this so bad ;-;

also

he doesnt stop crying so she ends up letting him go without paying.