I’m A Simple Man

A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

Happy Ides of March!!

Heroes at Home

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Dog Ruins Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera (x)

Ok I gotta save this for whenever I need it so I can find it.

Mom is under the weather so the witchcraft is real in this house tonight. Illness be gone, I don’t have time for your shit.

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person