When We Try To Befriend Cats We Mimic Their Meows And Get Down On The Ground To Their Level And Try To

Happy Ides of March!!

You laugh and I agree

That this thing got the best of me

(Malmo- Mook)

“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”

Feminist fantasy is funny sometimes in how much it wants to shit on femininity for no goddamned reason. Like the whole “skirts are tools of the patriarchy made to cripple women into immobility, breeches are much better” thing.

(Let’s get it straight: Most societies over history have defaulted to skirts for everyone because you don’t have to take anything off to relieve yourself, you just have to squat down or lift your skirts and go. The main advantage of bifurcated garments is they make it easier to ride horses. But Western men wear pants so women wearing pants has become ~the universal symbol of gender equality~)

The book I’m reading literally just had its medievalesque heroine declare that peasant women wear breeches to work in the field because “You can’t swing a scythe in a skirt!”

Hm yes story checks out

peasant women definitely never did farm labour in skirts

skirts definitely mean you’re weak and fragile and can’t accomplish anything

skirts are definitely bad and will keep you from truly living life

no skirts for anyone, that’s definitely the moral of the story here

Seven is blue, Thursday is orange, and opulence is purple.

in your head what colour is the number 7? thursday? the word 'opulence'?

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

he comin’

Does this mean that Baz has seen Star Wars...