My Dearest Love(AO3) Has Gone Of To War(server Maintenance), And I Fear I Shall Never See Them Again(it’ll

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

Happy Ides of March!!

Ok I gotta save this for whenever I need it so I can find it.

Mom is under the weather so the witchcraft is real in this house tonight. Illness be gone, I don’t have time for your shit.

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

woman character: you don't get it... I am a monster.

guy character: why do you say that? what... what have you done?

me, desperately: please say you killed or tortured someone. say you did morally questionable things. say you drank all the milk but put the carton back in the fridge so your roomate would buy more. anything. just, please, don't say it's because you can't-

woman character, tearfully: I... I can't have children!

me:

Happy April 13th.

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Illustrator Imagines a World Where Gentle Giant Animals Live Among Humans

What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?