proud to see my country do this, in spite of russia targeting our fields and grain silos. please support ukraine and palestine πΊπ¦π΅πΈ
Mike Deodato Jr - Titans
Ren: Why do all the Shipping Posts I'm in put me with Nora.
Ren: I mean, I know why, but Why is it pretty much ONLY Nora? I know Sunflowyr's decently Popular, and that Martal Arcs is generally liked, but practically all my Ship Art and Writings have me with Nora, even if It's Nora's Boys/Renorarc and Juniper Berries!
Ren: Where's the Ninjas in Love? White Lotus? Greek Lotus?
Ren: I swear, Oscar- Hell, WHITLEY Gets more Varied Ship attention than I do!
Ren: Where's my Harem Posts! When do I get to be Flanderized and twisted into a Womanizing sex-pot!
Ren: Like, it's not something I want, but I'd like to be more than just a comedic Straight man in the background!
Ren: ... What if I want to kiss Emerald on the lips ...
the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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Rest in Peace James Earl Jones. You truly were one of the best. π«‘
Absolutely amazing π³οΈβππ«Άπ
Sergio Gutierrez Benitez, better known as Fray Tormenta, was a priest who wrestled to feed orphaned children. He was the inspiration for the Nacho Libre movie
08/09/2024
Happy (almost) feast day of St. Lawrence, my patron saint!
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
St. Lawrence was a deacon of Rome in the mid-200s during a time of heavy persecution. When the prefect of Rome demanded all the treasures of the Church, Lawrence asked for a few days to gather it all together. In those few days, he gave all the material wealth of the Church to the poor. When it came time to face the prefect, Lawrence showed up, not with gold and jewels, but with a crowd of poor people, declaring, "Behold, these are the treasures of the Church." The prefect was so amused by this that he had Lawrence roasted alive on a gridiron. Just before he died, Lawrence gave one last quip: "Turn me over, I'm done on this side." Hence, he's the patron saint of cooks and comedians.