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You can donate to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund for as little as $1.00.

There is a fee you can choose to apply to cover processing.

Which if you choose to do leaves you with a total of ~$1.35 (USD) depending on the type of card you have.

PCRF has a score of 97% on Charity Navigator.

Adults and children alike are currently dying in Palestine due to starvation. (World Health Organization Link)

The Gaza Strip is one of two places in the entire world that is categorized as Phase 5 (the highest phase) on the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification scale.

So even if you think it isn't enough, remember that donating even as little as $1.35 helps! It's $1.35 they wouldn't have had otherwise. So donate if you can. 🇵🇸

Fright Knight: Prepare to face your fears, fools! Danny: Watch out guys, it's the Fright Knight! He can make any of our worst fears come to life! SpongeBob: I'll face him! I'm not afraid of anything! Timmy: What about gorillas? Jimmy: And robots? Danny: And butterflies? SpongeBob: C'mon guys, I'm not afraid of any of that! (In a flash of green light, a giant shadowed mass landed in front of SpongeBob. When it stood up and looked down at SpongeBob, SpongeBob saw it was a giant robot gorilla with the wings and head of a butterfly)

SpongeBob:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGUIRUS!

Everyone's favorite spiky -and Toho's second - kaiju made his debut seventy years ago today in Godzilla Raids Again (1955).

Seventy years old??! He doesn't look a day over 70 million!

LMFAO

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keep this in mind during the yearly Month Of Insincere Pandering

"Happy Birthday, Jaune"

1 Year Old

Mama Arc: We love you. (Walks out)

Jaune: (Asleep in crib)

Brother of Light: (Takes blanket) The first of many very happy birthdays, Little Jaune.

Jaune: WWAAAAAAAAAAA

Mama Arc: What is it, honey?

Papa Arc: Where'd his blanket go? He literally just had it FIVE MINUTES ago.

Mama Arc: I don't know!

5 Years Old

Jaune: Mama, can I stop having birthdays? The monster won't come if it's not my birthday.

Mama Arc: Jaune, there is no monster. Your father is going to be here with your sisters and the cake, and you're all going to have fun and-

CRUNCH!

Mama Arc: What was that?

Mama Arc: (Sees crushed vehicle) NOOOOOO!

Jaune: THE MONSTER! THE MONSTER DID IT!

16 Years Old

Jaune: (Stirs)

Scroll: Happy birthday, baby~! Can't wait to see you~! XOXO~!

Jaune: (Reaches, Gets up) AGH!

Brother of Light: Am I still surprising you, Jaune? You have a girlfriend.

Jaune: Please, why are you doing this? Nobody believes me-

Brother of Light: Silence. (Taps on scroll, Tosses) There's no way you're coming back after THAT comment. What a horrid boyfriend you are.

Jaune: I didn't-

Scroll: WHAT THE FUCK, JAUNE?! We are so over! DROP DEAD, YOU ASSHOLE!

Jaune: Please, why-

Brother of Light: Happy birthday.

21 Years Old

Jaune: (Surrounded by dead bodies, Holding cup)

Brother of Light: Don't drink that. Happy birthday.

25 Years Old

Jaune: (Standing in front of burning Beacon)

Brother of Light: Was this the academy you were going to? Happy birthday.

27 Years Old

Brother of Light: Happy birthday, Jaune.

Jaune: You got me fired?!

Brother of Light: No, this was just bad luck.

Jaune: Then-

Brother of Light: Your cat is dead.

30 Years Old

Jaune: ...He has to tell me. He has to tell me why. He won't stop. I know that. But if I can just get him to say why-

Jaune: It's already midnight... He... He missed it? But-

TV: Breaking news! The Brother of Light has been banished by Remnant's greatest huntress team!.

Jaune: (Smiles) He missed my birthday.

31 Years Old

Jaune: YOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY~! DUNNA NUNNA NAH NAH NA NAH~!! WELL IT'S-

Brother of Light: Well, it's my birthday, too~. Yeah~!

Jaune: NO.

Brother of Light: No, you're right. It's not. I'm so sorry I missed you last year, Jaune. I promise it will NEVER happen again.

Jaune: Why?! Why?! PLEASE, WHY DO YOU DO THIS?!

Brother of Light: I love these meetings. There is nothing more important to me. Do you understand that? Let me make up for missing last year. (Snaps!)

Brother of Light: (Creates black hole under home) Happy birthday.

45 Years Old

Brother of Light: Jaune. Happy birthday. Ugh. Not a lot to work with anymore, is there?

Jaune: Light.

Jaune: You've tormented me for every year of my life, and for a long time, all I wanted to know was why.

Brother of Light: Mhm.

Jaune: But lately, I've started thinking. Why do YOU think I'll keep sticking around for all of this? Why don't I just kill myself, right? That's why. You want to see how far you can push a person. I know what you do the rest of the year. You're gone, either threatening Remnant or some other world yet unknown. You KILL huntsmen and huntresses! But every year, you come back to me. So I'm going to tell you why I hang on, why I keep living despite everything you've done to me. To the people I love.

Jaune: I wake up every day and-

Brother of Light: (Creates hole in ceiling)

Brother of Light: (Creates flood in Jaune's home)

Brother of Light: (Walks out) No, Jaune. I don't care. See you next year.

THE END

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