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Yang: Hello, Whitley, is your mother home~?

Whitley: Are you gonna come in and objectify my mommy?

Yang: What?! No way, man! What, you think I'm gonna do it because everyone else comes by here and does it AND she's hot AND she's the only person in this franchise we can confirm is an adult, so it's not even that worrying, AND she's cool with it for the legal reason, I'd like to clarify, she's cool with it? No, I wouldn't do that!

Whitley: So you promise not to grab her boob? With permission? I was clarified for legal reasons she gave you permission but I don't want you to do it, so are you okay not doing it then?

Yang: Yeah, I just came to get a glass of sugar, or some shit, I dunno. Yeah, let me in~!

Whitley: Okay, but as long as you-

Yang: (HONK! HONK!) SEE YA! (Blasts off)

Whitley: GOD DAMMIT, FIFTIETH MAN IN A ROW TO DO IT!

Willow: (Robotically) With permission.

Whitley: DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS IS FOR MY DEVELOPMENT?! I'M, LIKE, ONE MINUTE OLD!

Ruby: It's okay, Whitley. I have problems with my mommy, too.

Whitley: Really? What?

Ruby: She's fucking dead.

Whitley: Oh yeah...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGUIRUS!

Everyone's favorite spiky -and Toho's second - kaiju made his debut seventy years ago today in Godzilla Raids Again (1955).

Seventy years old??! He doesn't look a day over 70 million!

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

by Francesco Francavilla

James Earl Jones - RIP

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

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R.I.P. James Earl Jones (17.01.1931 - 09.09.2024) "When I read that part in the script where it said, "Luke, I am your father", I thought, "He's lying. I have to see how they carry this lie out."."

Fright Knight: Prepare to face your fears, fools! Danny: Watch out guys, it's the Fright Knight! He can make any of our worst fears come to life! SpongeBob: I'll face him! I'm not afraid of anything! Timmy: What about gorillas? Jimmy: And robots? Danny: And butterflies? SpongeBob: C'mon guys, I'm not afraid of any of that! (In a flash of green light, a giant shadowed mass landed in front of SpongeBob. When it stood up and looked down at SpongeBob, SpongeBob saw it was a giant robot gorilla with the wings and head of a butterfly)

SpongeBob: