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This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

“You young vampires will never understand how good you have it these days. Back in my day, we had to drink blood with radium and asbestos in it, and we liked it.” “Okay, grandpa.” “I mean, we glowed in the dark for WEEKS after that, and we never complained.” “Okay, grandpa.”

🌈Happy Pride Month (2024)🌈

My fellow leftists, do NOT give in to defeatism.

Things are already turning around.

Goodwitch: Alright, class, it's time for some basic math.

Goodwitch: If 55 people are inside of a burning building, and you save 50, how many people still need to save?

Jaune: How many of them are Christian?

Goodwitch: Why does that matter?

Jaune: Well, if they haven't accepted our lord and savior, then should we really save them?

Goodwitch: What?! Of course we still have to save them!

Ruby: Hold on! Jaune has a point. How do we know the remaining people aren't criminals?

Goodwitch: It doesn't matter. It's still our duty to save them.

Nora: Wait, if we're saving criminals, then does that mean we're villains?

Goodwitch: Look, this isn't a question of morality. It's just basic math. What's 55 minus 50?

Blake: 21?

Goodwitch: (Scoffs, Sighs) Get out.

Blake: Aaaw...

Yang: I SAY WE LET THEM ALL BURN!

Goodwitch: For fuck's sake, take the burning building out of the question! Just the math!

Yang: THE MATH CAN BURN, TOO!

Goodwitch: Jesus Christ... Can anyone answer this question?

Weiss: Ma'am, it's five!

Goodwitch: Correct.

Yang: Fucking nerd!

Weiss: Hey!

Yang: What are you gonna do, washboard? Ice-skate at me?!

Class: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Goodwitch: ...This class is doomed...

Chandra, Spark Hunter | Chandra's Ignition

Rest in Peace James Earl Jones. You truly were one of the best. 🫡

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