Caduceus Vibes

Caduceus Vibes

Jaune: Why are you wearing women's clothes?

Mercury: Uh... Just because?

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Mercury: (Bridal carried by Jaune) Y'know, if the internet saw us right now, they would be having FITS!

Jaune: What are you talking about?

Mercury: We must go to different websites, I guess.

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Mercury: (Tied up with Jaune) If you don't quit squirming, I'm going to "unload my shells" right into your "sword sheath"! And by sword sheath, I mean-

Jaune: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Mercury: WHAT?! I'm a red-blooded young adult male! It's friction and junk-ology and spandex grinding against leather and JUST PLEASE stop wiggling your bondage rope-

Jaune: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP SO I CAN THINK?!

Mercury: DON'T YELL AT ME! That's totally one of my turn-ons!

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Mercury: You saved me~!

Mercury: Just remember, anytime you need hole-filling-

Jaune: Aaand you ruined it!

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Jaune: We are NOT your dads!

Mercury: Don't listen to Daddy Arc, Kiddo~!

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Mercury: Oh no... You drank TOO MUCH succubus juice!

Jaune: (Dancing) Actually, this is the most free I've felt in MONTHS! GET UP HERE! That is, unless you're rhythmically challenged~!

Mercury: YOU DARE QUESTION MY MOVES?! Fine! These ladies want the Merc? (Dancing) THEY'RE GONNA GET THE MOUTH~!

Jaune: BRING IT!

Mercury: (Dancing against Jaune) You... You're really putting on a show, dude!

Jaune: This will never, EVER happen in my life again! I might as well enjoy it~!

Mercury: You sunshine-assed little maniac~! DANCE, YOU FOOL, DANCE~!

Cinder: How long do you think we can make them do this~?

Pyrrha: Until it bores us~.

Cinder: You're alright, Nikos.

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Jaune: ...Why are you holding my hand?

Mercury: It helps me focus...

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Jaune: (Holding Arkos art) Uh, what is this?

Mercury: (Yoink!) NOTHING! Just some fan-art~!

Artist: No, it's true! You were in love-

Mercury: Yeah, with me~!

Jaune: I don't know if I believe you.

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Jaune: MERCURY?! Argh... Figures...

Oscar: I... I don't understand... The spell was supposed to summon your soulmate... I must have messed up the spell!

Jaune: Soulmates?! We're just friends, Oscar!

Mercury: That's what YOU think! But this proves otherwise. It's science!

Jaune: It's not science; it's magic!

Mercury: Oh, you old softie~! Looks like this spell worked juuust fine~!