If Glynda Was In Volume 8

If Glynda was in Volume 8

Ironwood: *Pulls his gun out to shoot Ruby*

Gun: *Is pulled from his hand*

Glynda: James! What are you doing!

Ironwood: Glynda!?

Glynda: I swear, I leave for a couple months and you suddenly forget your morals!

Ironwood: She lied to me! Ozpin Lied to me! She's defying orders!

Glynda: That doesn't give you grounds to shoot her- Step outside, get a drink of water, and let me handle this, JAmes! And get yourself a blanket, you're sleeping on the couch tonight!

Ironwood: But Glyn-

Glynda: Couch.

Ironwood: Honey-

Glynda: Couch!

Ironwood: Dear?

Glynda: Couch!

Ironwood: *sigh* Yes Ma'am ...

~~~~~

Ironwood: *Shoots Oscar off the platform*

Glynda: *Pulling him back up with her semblance* JAMES WHAT THE HELL!

Ironwood: He Betrayed our Trust!

Glynda: And?!?! He's trying to repair that Bridge! We can wait for retribution once Atlas is safe!

~~~~~

Glynda: *Fighting him for the revolver* James No!

Ironwood: They're getting in my way!

Glynda: Look, Declaring martial law, I understand, but shooting council members for having questions and concerns in not a reasonable Response!

~~~~~

Glynda: I haven't asked yet but what happened to your arm?

Ironwood: I was fighting ARthur Watts, and-

Glynda: Hardlight Trap?

Ironwood: Hardlight Trap.

Glynda: *Pinching the bridge of her nose* Goddamn it James.

Ironwood: I know, I know,"It can only happen so many times" But I swear I thought this one was going in a different direction than last time-

~~~~~

Yang: What do you-

Glynda: He's not usually this bad. He's actually quite sweet when he wants to be.

Yang: ...

Glynda: And he Fucks. So. Hard. Hard enough for me to forget the stresses of my day and just fall asleep against the Hard, hot, Broad chest~

Yang: Uh ... Neat.

Glynda: You asked the question and I answered it, like any teacher should for their student.

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