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RIP James Earl Jones

Rest in Peace to the Legend himself, James Earl Jones.

One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔

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Wish I could like this more than once.

Lawyer: (Flanked by a thug and a goon) Mister Ironwood, your "happiest place on Remnant" is in clear violation of copyright law against the Whimsy corporation!

Ironwood: It's just a small school festival.

Lawyer: And it's heading for a great big lawsuit! (Jabs chest) You are in big trouble!

Ironwood: (Chuckles) Well, so are you. (Scowls, Darkly) YOU JUST MADE AN EX-SPECIALIST MAD.

Ironwood: (Throat chops thug)

Ironwood: (Roundhouse kicks lawyer)

Goon: (Gasps, Runs away)

Ironwood: (Picks up briefcase, Tosses it)

Goon: (Whacked in the head by briefcase, Falls over)

Ironwood: (Fixes tie) Copyright expired.

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

Have a great day everybody

Red velvet marble waffles (20 minutes)