“Can you pull in Leviathan with a fishhook or tie down its tongue with a rope? Can you put a cord through its nose or pierce its jaw with a hook?
Will it keep begging you for mercy? Will it speak to you with gentle words?
Will it make an agreement with you for you to take it as your slave for life?” - Job XLI
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if you’re reading this, you lowkey neurodynamic
hey guys
you made and un-made me. when do i get to choose?
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
just like a minecraft movie i will also be releasing in theaters đź’¦
we were off to an archipelago to cure two party members loup-garou lycanthropy, which one of them (teifling) strongly denied. a ship with 2 vampires and humans stole all our food.
when we defeated them we took their ship and there was a little gnome with playing cards. teifling played with him and got a natural 20 and won immediately. the adrenaline turned him into a loup-garou, and kills the gnome immediately. the other diseased party member (thrikreen) goes over to this absolute beast and resists us trying to pull him away, thrikreen tells him to snap out of it. teifling is forced to reduce thrikreen to 0 hp. thrikreen accepts his fate and pinky promises dm. (thrikreen doesn’t die.)
teifling sees his friend dead and everyone else on the party rolls persuasion and finally snaps out of it.
i shit you not my shoes untied themselves during this game. no exaggeration.
all water is full of a amazing fish called the gupping
(debatably funny) comedy and art.any pronouns // aroace // autistic // minor
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