BASIL.

“I need [to touch] grass,”

-Dovewing, Sign of the moon, pg. 198

all your blorbos are dead now

if i was a robot man i’d jerk off with a wrench

thank you this is exactly what i need!! <33

i am just now hearing about the celestial bodies of the traffic winners can someone please explain

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

would you rather have a gay thought or son daughter

if you’re reading this, you lowkey neurodynamic

bbno$ with dementia: (in tears) did i really just forget that memory

we were off to an archipelago to cure two party members loup-garou lycanthropy, which one of them (teifling) strongly denied. a ship with 2 vampires and humans stole all our food.

when we defeated them we took their ship and there was a little gnome with playing cards. teifling played with him and got a natural 20 and won immediately. the adrenaline turned him into a loup-garou, and kills the gnome immediately. the other diseased party member (thrikreen) goes over to this absolute beast and resists us trying to pull him away, thrikreen tells him to snap out of it. teifling is forced to reduce thrikreen to 0 hp. thrikreen accepts his fate and pinky promises dm. (thrikreen doesn’t die.)

teifling sees his friend dead and everyone else on the party rolls persuasion and finally snaps out of it.

i shit you not my shoes untied themselves during this game. no exaggeration.