Somewhere Out There In The World Is A Child Who Has Just Watched The Newest Mumbo Jumbo Video Starring

all water is full of a amazing fish called the gupping

(GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (911 CALLED) (GONE SEXUAL AGAIN NOW WITH 911 OPERATOR)

who’s tryna flourish at the function w me?

watched the lion king in class and could help but burst out laughing after simbas reaction to his father’s death

🙋

who up mascoting their yaoi?

the night after i saw how mumbo died i had a dream where i was mumbo and i had a religious experience in which i fully levitated into a higher dimension and “bloomed.”

birds eye view

*valley girl voice* dog armies are like sooo last seasons. like, literally just use dead people. it’s called recycling

i want to know how far my eyes have traveled

what if a tracking program calculated the radians in which my eyes move and that was translated to a distance of my eye were a sphere and every rotation moves the sphere forward?

running rpgs and your players suggest that something cool happens and you decide to add it in. call that schrödinger’s cannon