Loch Ness Monster If It Facemaxxed: Hello I Am The Loch Ness MOGster :3

visual novels are just glorified slideshows

Girl did you just quicksave

“collect my pages” bruh collect my wages ion got time off to do your side wuest dawg

we were off to an archipelago to cure two party members loup-garou lycanthropy, which one of them (teifling) strongly denied. a ship with 2 vampires and humans stole all our food.

when we defeated them we took their ship and there was a little gnome with playing cards. teifling played with him and got a natural 20 and won immediately. the adrenaline turned him into a loup-garou, and kills the gnome immediately. the other diseased party member (thrikreen) goes over to this absolute beast and resists us trying to pull him away, thrikreen tells him to snap out of it. teifling is forced to reduce thrikreen to 0 hp. thrikreen accepts his fate and pinky promises dm. (thrikreen doesn’t die.)

teifling sees his friend dead and everyone else on the party rolls persuasion and finally snaps out of it.

i shit you not my shoes untied themselves during this game. no exaggeration.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

i’ve gotten so excited just now my fight or flight response has been triggered

what if a tracking program calculated the radians in which my eyes move and that was translated to a distance of my eye were a sphere and every rotation moves the sphere forward?

please don’t kill my undead sons i have custody of them for five minutes so we can kill a very fast man

ambidextrous progress update: guys I'm halfway there