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I’m gonna kill you

Wonder what the alternates were talking about all the days they were tormenting Mark. Probably boring alternate things.

Based on that one Tumblr post, can’t find the link to the version I saw so I’ll post the screenshots below:

Mobile Task Force ‘:3’

Yes, having a crush on a fictional character is bad. But have you ever had a crush on a fictionalised version of a vaguely problematic historical figure??

Sablin and co after they annex Irkutsk and find Yagoda’s goon lair

[ID: A digital scribble of an unnamed triangle character from the 2007 Flatland film, staring down at a straight line with exaggerated proportions to show his shock as he yells, "A woman?!" with many exclamation marks, questionmarks, and at symbols. End ID.]

I need to process what the hell just happened in this movie

but i thought this was fucking hilarious

Life would be so okay if this was in my desk drawer right now:

yeah

So for fun and curiosity’s sake, I decided to watch flatland… safe to say it was an experience. Genuine thoughts on the movie (I watched the 2007 version) and stuff under the cut, spoilers!

I hear the book is an actual, genuine political comedy (and honestly I believe it if that’s what the movie adaptation looked like) so Ima go see if I can buy it and I recommend y’all do to!

Aside from the whole “what the fuck is going on” feeling that kinda permeates the whole movie, it was actually more than a nothing spectacle! I liked the whole “flawed higher power” theme that the movie had going on. The way the president caused a purge and framed it as a riot, the way the general/warden only wanted war and glory. The vain sphere, the 3D shapes’ general lack of empathy for Asquare.

The oxymoron that is the president circle being all “oooh am I doing the right thing?” And him still turning around to murder a bunch of guards for nearly no valid reason is 🤌. Classic corrupt politician

I LOVED that scene where it’s the Sphere in the elevator, and each time the elevator is in the public eye he poses like a celebrity, and when the elevator hides again Asphere returns to a bored/uncaring pose. No dialogue, and honestly just a really simple scene, but it speaks volumes.

Mrs. A was kinda annoying at first (all the lines deserved better voice actors) but that “Hear my battle cry!” Scene immediately raised her to my favorite. AND??? MRS. B CASUALLY MURDERING TWO GUARDS??? Queen shit, go save your husband girlie

Good time to mention the casual misogyny in the film. If I had a nickel for each time a shape called a woman an “it” I’d have tooooo many nickels. The “woman are actually really dangerous/lethal” thing is kinda funny, but if you really try and interpret that it gets kinda gross. I imagine (hope) it’s an actual point in the book, but in the movie it’s just not addressed. The movie is an alright commentary, doesn’t completely fumble the message but it does distract a lot from it. Like… I enjoy the idea of the chromatic leader being a irregular shape, but to give him such a silly voice is reallyyyy undermining some of the movie’s point. Other examples and all, but watch the movie yourself. If I ever make an analysis for the book, I’ll then give a better analysis for this movie (compare and contrast, the good stuff)

flexing his 3rd dimentional privaleges

its really crazy how people love to blorbopost about how their blorbo is a War Criminal Scrunkly but those same people will act like you ate their dog if you so much as imply that scrunkly has any textual relation to sexual violence

The Four Discoursemen

Svetlana Bukharina: alright Svetlana you’ve got this! Just say the words that make peasant illiteracy go away.

Bukharina: *storms a home with her guards* Greetings comrades! I am here to liquidate you!

Peasants: *terrified screaming*

absolutely insane shit happening on twitter

People who make being and introvert or an intj or whatever their entire personality should all just kill themselves

This was the movie

i like ford because he is strange and off putting

Here's my gravity falls au. After getting out of therapy Bill tries to go to the mystery shack but Stanley traps him in a glass display case and starts selling him as an attraction. He can't open the glass because he's too tiny and weak and they feed him those food pellets you get at the petting zoo.

Trying to interact with the rest of your fandom as a whumper:

born to exist in a world where tno has a fandom on tumblr forced to exist in a world where tno has a “community” on reddit

doing a TNO run as burgundy and shaking my head saying "can you believe these guys" the whole time so people dont think i support them

Studying for HOI4 Degree

This meme had made it's way into our "Funny Awards"! What do y'all think of this?

No one understands the AGONY of your favorite little blorbo not only being in a small/dead fandom AND a minor/hated character. I'm actually gonna throw up and punch someone's grandma

I'm bout to go insane

I'm starting to unironically like Komi Can't Communicate just because of the TNO mod