This Would Be Such A Fun Game, That I Would Absolutely Fail At. I Can’t Seem To Stay Alive In A Mario

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they just really really love to make fun of obi-wan <3

Poorly drawn Squirtle line

Pokevillains as things I’ve said this past week

Giovanni: “What am I? A straight person that can drive?”

Maxie: “If you don’t smell the dirt every morning, then you can’t talk to me.”

Archie: “Water…life in its purest form…” *drinks and proceeds to cough and choke*

Cyrus: “Don’t give me that, you bowl of stale cornflakes, no amount of refreshing walks and peppermint tea is gonna cure crying myself to sleep.”

N: *about dogs, crying a little bit* “WE SURE AS HECK DON’T DESERVE THEM, BUT GOSH DARN IT IF WE CAN’T TRY DO THE BEST WE CAN!!”

Ghetsis: “You know, if I have kids, I’m not going to let them believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny. Better to be disappointed now rather than later.”

Colress: “Have you tried turning it off and on again? No? Well maybe it will fix it, but what do I know, I only spend all my time using technology.”

Lysandre: “You’re going to look me in the eyes and expect me to have this steak without the fancy china? What are we, peasants who use plastic forks?”

Guzma: “Just when I squat, my power is increased by 20%. Once I reach 420%, you’re done for.”

Faba: *is asked to mop the floor* “Um??? What the fuck????”

Lusamine: “I’m a gentle soul, and I think everyone deserves a second chance. Except Jariah from 7th grade, he can go fuck himself.”

Star Wars Writing Resources

Note: None of the resources below are mine. I just assembled them in one place for your and my convenience. Feel free to use and reblog. If you know of any other useful site missing from the list, let me know and I’ll gladly add it.

Places

Interactive Galaxy Map by Henry Bernberg

Map of the Galaxy

List of planets and moons [Wikipedia /needs expanding]

Planet Name Generator 1 [SciFi Ideas]

Planetary System Generator [Donjon]

Character Development

Star Wars Name Generator 1 [Donjon]

Star Wars OC flow chart by @thefoodwiththedood

Star Wars Name Generator 2 [FantasyNames]

Star Wars Name Generator 3 [FantasyNames]

The character creator

Droid Name Generator

Star Wars Randomizer

Clone Trooper face/helmet template pack by @maiseey

Clone Picrew by @batdad

Character Picrew [Twi-leks, Zabraks, Torgutas and Nautolans] @/megaramikaeli

Star Wars Character Templates by SmacksArt [the ULTIMATE battery of template for any human/humanoid original character in any era. From troopers to droids, from Jedi to Sith, from KOTOR to the sequel Trilogy. 100% RECOMMENDED]

Miscellaneous

Standard Calendar and Holidays [including month names!]

Galactic Standard Calendar [wookiepedia // including week day names]

Date converter according to SWTOR [Google sheet]

Hyperspace Travel Times (to calculate how much time would take to go from point A to point B within the GFFA)

Materials (fabrics, leathers, silks, plastics, construction, metal composites, etc.)

List of TCW Opening Quotes

Ship Generator 3D

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Republic Military Hierarchy Flowcharts by @cacodaemonia

Languages; Phrases and Slang; Vocabulary

Coruscant Translator (from/to Basic from/to Old Corellian, Proto-Basic, and Smuggler’s Cant; Catharese and High Cathar; Cheunh and Minnisiat; Echani and Thyrsian; Mirialan; Flora Colossi, Ortolan, and -everyone’s favorite- Mando'a)

In-Universe phrases and slang [Google sheet]

List of phrases and slang [wookiepedia]

List of equivalents to real-world objects [wookiepidia]

Star Wars Menu Generator

Helpful blogs

The amazing @maiseey, who not only makes astonishing art and write an amazing fic, she also responds to medical questions and gives all kinds of references for writing medic characters.

@writebetterstarwars, which seems to be inactive, but there are a bunch of references there.

@howtofightwrite The place to find out how to write a good fight scene.

@scriptmedic no longer active, but it has a great deal of useful information.

@scripttorture for your whump needs. Major trigger warning for all its content.

Writing in General (For those who don’t want to die like Stormtroopers)

SlickWrite: Completely free; online. Checks grammar, punctuation, flow, and writing style according to different settings (including fiction writing).

ProWritingAid: [RECOMMENDED] One of the most thorough online proofreader I’ve ever used. Although when using a free account gives extremely thorough feedback, it gives +20 different in-depth reports for only the first 500 words for free. However, you can earn a premium account license (for a year or for life) if you get 10 or 20 new users signing up for free; (if you wouldn’t mind doing so using the link above and help me earn mine, please). The settings allow you to check your writing according to your needs, from general to formal to creative. It has a bonus that you can check depending on the genre you’re writing. For example, in creative, you can choose romance or sci-fiction (there are 14 sub-genre in total). And they just add a new feature, which just like google docs, you can share a document, and people can view, comment or edit.

LanguageTool: [RECOMMENDED] Another excellent proofreader. It also has a word limit in free accounts, but if you use the add-on for Google Docs, it counts each page as a new document, so hitting the limit is nearly impossible. It helps you to rewrite a sentence, even if it doesn’t raise any flags; it’s very useful for when your sentence is grammatically correct, but it doesn’t feel quite right.

Grammarly, Hemingway Editor: No so great, but they do the basic job.

I’m sorry, were Hunter and Echo transporting chicken nuggets?

BATIM AU where everything is the same except I’m the one writing the character dialogue