Babysitting

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

when youre waiting for your homies to get back from camping and smashing and whatnot

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

last time he came every single piece was fake but its okay bc i still love  him

he wants to bite him so effing bad

The plot thickens….

Spamton would never sell NFTs. Crazy Redd from Animal Crossing, though? Y'all KNOW that mf would be hawking them if he had a computer on that boat.