In New Horizons, If The Game Can't Load An NPC Due To Their Referenced Model Name Being Invalid, Or For

*tom nook voice* isabelle pass me my golf club

How I felt buying my house from Tom Nook.

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

Redd

The many bootleg plushies of

Tom Nook

Here's one of young Tom and his mum an dad.

Heres tom in his teenage years.

Heres tom a few weeks ago, isn't he chonky.

And here's tom being abducted in the big city.

This makes me so happy

divorce

inspiration

if you ever think kitsune are “hotter” or “better” than tanuki, you were fed with pro-kitsune and anti-tanuki propaganda, which is bad (i’m not a tanuki nor biased i’m just stating FACTS)

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

What team are you on?