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Doofenshmirtz is trying to take over the Tri-State Area again. Instead of Perry the Platypus, the FBI gets there first.

He's finally here. Has been for nearly a week now, but it still feels so new and wonderful. I can listen to his heart and his breathing, I can touch him. I can kiss him to my hearts content. I am finally home.

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It took one week. Since I've come here. Barely even a week has gone by. I knew to some extent that I would be really happy to finally be here. With you. I expected that I would be over the moon. But damnit we're already rocketing past Pluto.

You were everything I ever hoped you would be, I knew you'd be. Yet you still blew my expectations out of the water and once again sent them flying. I had no ounce of doubt yet still surprised.

Every little touch sends goosebumps marching from head to toe. Every touch sends my heart soaring. Warmth radiates from me in pure bliss. As if joy were a very meager word to describe the utter happiness I feel just being in the same few miles at the least as you.

Being in the same room makes it feel like that room is beautiful. You're so beautiful it leaves the radiant sun feeling dim in comparison, from just how much you shine.

You have left me feeling happier than I could ever describe and yet I keep on trying cause damnit if you don't deserve to hear it.

Holding you for the first time has been one of the greatest moments of my life.

Kissing you was even greater.

And telling you, "I love you," to your wonderful face was and is the greatest privilege I have, other than being your partner.

To you. Thank you. So much. For so much more that I won't say here. I'll be waiting to welcome you home, darling.

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Im stuck in waterloo world purgatory

Ehehehehehhehehehhehe. She's also a creature of darkness... and eeeeviiiill...... and candy. Lots of candy

Hey. So I just wanted to start off by saying: I'm very happily taken. A particular woman had captured my heart and I'm very happy. She knows who she is. I know she can see this. And I just wanna announce that I LOVE HER very much.

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Absolutely dumb 🤣