Here's The New Monsters (+ Mount) From The Official Website For Anyone Interested

The Five Beasts

Absolutely dumb 🤣

I'll agree to it when you see how amazing you are bucko

@ghostjelly24

↑ This woman... This CREATURE. Has the GALL to not understand how FUCKING LOVELY SHE IS.

Like goddamnit.

Still not sharing though. <3

Ten more days people

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

Don’t get it twisted. I love Elias because he’s hot, yes. However, my attraction to him has more to do with the fact that he’s a genius dumbass.

He’s a loserboy failwife that can’t cook, clean, understand or mimic people correctly, or ski.

The only thing he knows how to do is ✨magic✨

Dassit 🤣

Gimme my big dummy dumb monster. Creepy fucker 🥹❤️🥰

Don't you worry, you make me just as, if not more happy than I make

Just very much thinking about how much I'm in love with @ghostjelly24, I mean, she's cute, silly, and all around so sweet to me. I'm just so happy. And she's all mine. Which makes me incredibly happy. She gives me so much joy that I fear I won't be able to repay all of that happiness. But damn if I ain't happy as hell to spend all of eternity trying to pay it back and more. I'm so very in love with that goddamn creature, she's just so perfect for me. <3

Me and my wife fuckin DEVOURING this shit.

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