Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
I love you too, you sappy bean you
Hmmm, still thinking about my wife, @ghostjelly24. She always tries her best to treat me right, to love me as much as she can (which is quite a lot), and on top of that she's incredibly cute. She's given me a lot more than love in but a short time relative to our lives, but even her just giving me the chance to be with her, to talk to her wonderful self. I can't help but feel incredibly lucky, grateful, and all around, just special. To her, I say thank you, even if she tells me I don't have to, I say so nontheless, as she deserves to know that the person she loves and cares for the most appreciates her, so deeply.
And hey, when you see this, I know you follow me dear, I love you, to such an amount without measure. You cute, wonderful, silly girl you.
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?