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Matthias: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Kaz: I’m aware of that.

Matthias: But then you and I had some time together.

Kaz: Uh-huh.

Matthias: It did not get better.

Nina: And now for a gay update with Wylan.

Wylan: Getting gayer.

Nina: Thank you, Wylan.

This idea has been in my head for far too long

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

the lesbian power is strong

I have no excuse for this other than it was 3am and I had a fever of 101 and hadn’t drawn in days.