Reblog Daily For Health And Prosperity

Love seeing a mutual go on a horny-rb-athon at like 1am their time or whatever. Like yes bestie crank that thang

the witch in the woods said we should makeout and maybe touch a little

Bringing back the fan favorites

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

I've actually got big biceps and triceps so I can carry all the grocery bags, so she never has to lift a finger. My hands are filled with grocery bags, so hers are filled with fresh bread

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

thoughts on chubby girls? 👀

raw, next