If You Wanna Fuck Just Let Me Know

"Piercings and tattoos make a woman totally undesirable" it's okay lil bro i'll take her off ur hands

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

I just think that recording videos of us together and then fucking while it plays on the background-

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

You can have one work selfie, as a treat.