Couple Of Bros

deimos, callisto, and kratos

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

Peter: It’s so weird how many months start with the letter J. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Ned: One of these is not like the others.

MJ: One.

Lil extra after the photo was taken

The Socorro-Quaritch family photo ft the three ( stooges ) Deja Blue members and a lil sad sketch

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

If the gods lived in modern times what kind of cars would they drive? I think kratos would have some kind of American muscle car or a huge truck. Loki might just get a dirt bike and call it a day. Freya might go for a prius or a Benz. But Týr? I can only see Týr in an off road dune buggy.

He would live for mud-slinging and safaris. The unadulterated joy on his face as he slips and spins in swampy mires or kicks up huge dust clouds in the Sahara. I can just see him laughing unrestrained with kratos in the passenger seat holding on for dear life with a big ol scowl on his face and mimir swinging wildly from the rearveiw mirror yelling at Týr to stop; for the love of all that is unholy, please just stop man.

Playing Ragnarok truly was a big highlight of this past year for me, so it’s only fitting my last artwork of 2022 is this one :)

Little birthday boy doodle :D

Happy birthday, Sammy! ♥