What If This, But Like, Batfam?

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

Meet the f1 crew as pirates poorly edited by me

MIMIR 2000

Need more dad!Hosea

Hosea:Smile!📸

John:😆

Arthur:😑

the judging stare comes in the grimes dna

Drawing Sindri in such stupid situations is my way to show him my love

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Dibujar a Sindri en situaciones estúpidas es mi manera de mostrar mi amor al personaje

Traduccion:

Sueltame-Sueltame-Sueltame

BONUS:

He doesn't regret it

Traducción:

A: Mimir. Sueltalo!

S: ¡¿Por qué me lo lanzaste?

A: ¡No fui yo!

S: JA CLARO! ¡¿Mimir aprendió a volar entonces?!

Nota: *Fue Kratos*

I believe it was @a-wild-golden-gryphon who mentioned the idea of Matthew ratatouilleing dream around

Also:

Lil extra after the photo was taken

The Socorro-Quaritch family photo ft the three ( stooges ) Deja Blue members and a lil sad sketch

The funniest part about Ryan just emotionally blacking out during solo investigations is he becomes like a one man performance of a Shakespearean fool