You Knowwhat They Say. If It Aint Broke Try Fucking It To Pieces With Your Penis

Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

I’m literally on a spectrum they haven’t even discovered yet

forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

“violence doesn't have to be the answer” wrong. Shrimp attack 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

i need to bounce on his wiener and HE'S FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl help there’s people straight up “misinterpreting it” and well . haha by “it” i mean “my favorite media”

ithink wearing a faggy outfit and listening to shitty music will solve most if not all of yr problems