Someone On Reddit Called Pre Cum “prenut Butter” And I’m Cackling 😂💀

Absolutely adorable 🥰🥰

Want to see a quokka eat a leaf?

Anger...

Fear...

Realisation

Relief

Four emotions displayed perfectly in a few seconds 👏👏👏 job well done

if they wanted you, they wouldn’t go hours or days without communicating

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   series summary: y/n and bucky are teammates and she finds herself falling for the blue-eyed soldier. unable to find an escape, she rants about her feelings about him on an anonymous spam account. harmless, right?

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twitter accounts i: the summer soldier  ii: the mission ½ 2/2 iii: free time iv: girls night v: heart eyes vi: mead vii: uh oh  viii: plotting ix: sorry for your loss x: a month’s vacation xi: the annoying spiderboi xii: babysitting  xiii: y/n made an oopsie xiv: hey dumbasses i’m alive still xv: panic xvi: evil hoes end: mission accomplished

MEME DUMP ½

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Me: watches a new movie/tv show for fun

Also me: suddenly notices the attractive male lead who is most certainly 35+ and I know immediately that he will infiltrate my thoughts for the next 365 days.

girls literally stop whining about 123movies and get adblock ultimate and a popup blocker extension do you think your ancestors died of the common cold just for you to be this helpless !!!!

I’m so glad to see we the people can collectively come together and say “fuck you” to the government.

Got a bad habit of treating people better than they treat me

Honestly

I feel this in my soul