if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
SLOT MACHINE TO FEED THE MASSES.
More content in the making, stay tuned.
doodle i did at work on my phone's pre-installed notes app
what is this chicks deal
Womp womp, sounds like a you problem.
......! (I was being nice! The photos are wholesome, really! I even made Gigi put them back, promise.)
Awwwwww, lil' Shrimpson has baby photos! They're so adorable, you're somehow even shorter than you are now! Don't ask how I saw them by the way. Also I may have shown Flutter the photos as well.
-Gigi
..... (They were sweet Shrimpo, nice to see a photo of you NOT scowling.)
-Flutter
@gigiandco
“I HATE YOU BOTH!!”
"bassie is cold and distant she's so mean" SHUT UP LOOK CLOSELY REALLY CLOSELY. SHE HAS A DEEP FEAR OF BEING REPLACED AND IS EXTREMELY INSECURE ABOUT WHO SHE IS A PERSON. AND COCOA WAS MOST LIKELY MADE TO REPLACE HER!!!! BEING A MAIN IS ALL SHE KNOWS!!!! SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS!!!!! SO WHEN PEOPLE ARE EXTREMELY INSECURE/AFRAID THEY CAN ALSO BE MEAN. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW PEOPLE WORKKKKKK IT'S A REASONABLE RESPONSE YOU INSOLENT FUCKERRRR💥💥💥💥
they fucking ruined the word minion. the whole word, ruined, forever. they spent a billion dollars to change the meaning and ruin the word forever. there should be a class action lawsuit
i actually really like gigi
Shout out to all the kids who always picked shape-shifting as their hypothetical power growing up and assumed it was for gender affirmation but now realize it was also a plurality thing.
Guess who got promoted to main host? Me! If there was ever a better example of someone failing upwards I haven't seen it.