Monki

the particular grief of losing a piece of graffiti that was part of your everyday routes through the city. congratulations "anti-vandalism initiatives" you painted over my dear friend and neighbor

The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

[RighteousSquire has been kicked]

BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

Just started playing Balatro. Yup. There goes my free time.

Why am I so bad?

HE’S TAKING MY TEABAG

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

Golden-handed Tamarin (Saguinus midas), family Callitrichidae, found in northern South America

photograph by Bob Ferguson

The dragon’s fire comes not from its wrath, but its burning heart.

by Richard Cavolo

imagine if it were that easy

you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?

What?

remember: ghosts are typically immune to physical Things, such as fists or spears, because their bodies are not made of things. experts suggest using un-things when facing them in battle, like an un-spear, or a mildly breezy afternoon, or Concepts