Hey So I Went To Cares About You So So Much Island And Built A Little House And Lived There Forever And

you really believe in that "Han Dynasty" crap?

What?

I love how many early 2000s in-browser girl games got in trouble because teenagers kept figuring out how to make casinos. The children yearn to hustle.

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

maid Xie Lian☕️

thank you for winning my gold stake plasma deck

Opinion on boobs?

you’re all idiotic boobs, just like the last batch of henchmen i ordered. now get back to work

what’s in the pot