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oh my worm

David Byrne at CBGB’s c. 1976-77

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

why couldn't i have gotten a monetisable special interest. what the fuck am i supposed to do with "knows everything about 80s BBC2 alternative comedy The Young Ones"

in the club freaking it like this

seinfeld but it’s written in 2022 by autistic people on tumblr

jerry: so kramer was telling me that female snakes have two clitorises– george: clitori? jerry: no, it’s clitorises. but see, kramer was telling me about this, and i was thinking. elaine: thinking? jerry: thinking. how would it feel to have two clitorises and no hands? elaine: i’d kill myself. jerry: EXACTLY! george: but you don’t have a clitoris! elaine: stop that. ‘clit.’ just say ‘clit’. jerry: george? george: what? jerry: did i not tell you that i’m trans? elaine: did you not tell him that you’re trans? george: i don’t think you did! jerry: well! i’m trans! kramer, bursting into the apartment: THERE ARE SNAKES HAVING SEX IN MY TOILET JERRY

no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

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