I Love Everyone Forever

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

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Here is a link to a transcript of the interview as well if you have trouble reading the text [x]

talking heads x seinfeld 😁

who wants to sit down and watch this.

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them