Pete Wentz As The Pacific Banana Slug

THIS HOT PINK BITCH WAS NAMED PETE

Also re: Patrick’s outfits (maybe someone has already talked about this idk) I found it interesting that the majority of them were outfits or costumes he didn’t choose for himself whereas iirc more of Pete’s were stuff he dressed himself in. I have some deeply parasocial thoughts about this. 🧐

YES. Most of Pete's were his own fashion choices but I honestly think Patrick's fashion has been so consistent over the years that they showed him in a t-shirt and he was like, "Yes. That's me in my t-shirt-wearing years. When I wore a lot of t-shirts." Then there was another photo of him in a t-shirt and he was like, "Yeah, another t-shirt. Still the t-shirt wearing years."

What I find most hilarious especially was I assume they chose the outfits they did for Patrick to get reactions from him, and so they chose him in the Wentz Is Whack t-shirt and were like, "Ooooh, he's going to talk about Pete now!" And instead Patrick was like, "That's me in a t-shirt, next pictures. Oh, this is me in a music video, LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT PETE SAID AND ME AND PETE AND HOW COOL PETE IS AND HOW WE WORK TOGETHER AND WHAT PETE'S COSTUME WAS."

Like hahaha do not try to predict that you can make Patrick talk about Pete Wentz, he will talk about Pete Wentz exactly when HE wants to, okay?

I’m just

My math teacher was talking about his sneakers and how he got them from Jimmy Butler because he trained in my school’s gym one summer a few years ago while living in my city and he and his crew or whatever bought our girls basketball team a new set of Nike sneakers

The one thing I had to say about that whole thing- THE ONE DAMN THING- was, “Oh. That Guy. He was in the new Fall Out Boy music video!” And my math class fell dead silent and I was just like 😶

his ass is NOT playing bass

deviltrick part three

no reason, just wanna stare at patrick's legs forever (omaha 04.05.24)

split me right down the middle