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Watching lando push the little box towards the martials, just to climb on it and do the most anticlimactic thing possible... i think i understand the ick now.

Russell is so mad that his boyfriend, Albon, is fucking his teammate, Sainz, that he had to put some distance between that shit.

Can't wait for next week where we have Charles' home race and almost every other driver's house race.

I think the pope is a redbull fan.

Finished my mother's day gift. Gotta say I'm kinda proud of myself. I started cross stitching and sewing less than a year ago, so she's rough around the edges but she's done.

So excited for oscar to have more wins than norris.

I'm gonna need Ocon to get in more situations, if it means they'll show me Laura Mueller.

This is giving Max with all his penalties and car drama, managing to put that pos on pole, whilst showing of that postpartum glow.

If I have to defend Lewis Hamilton's move to Ferrari one more time, I'm gonna lose it. God forbid a man has a midlife crisis and instead of buying a Ferrari, he had Ferrari buy him.

They gave the baby an illegal merc and he dunked on them hoes.

Max immediately going to Charles, before even doing his usual post-race collecting himself. Down bad.

Nvm, useless fucking fia

Is lando now under investigation for pit entry and exit???

Is lando now under investigation for pit entry and exit???

Finally watched the live action One Piece, all I have to say is ...

Love my 2 pirate blorbos, Elizabeth Swan and Monkey D. Luffy.

Adding to this theory.

All (I think all) of the teams use mclaren applied ECU's. So it's funny that merc and ferrari were having electronic problems but not mclaren themselves...

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories but my God McLaren are a walking one. You can't convince me the fia don't have some kind of money tied into McLaren winning and you honestly can't convince me that somehow George and Charles both had problems with Drs when it benefits Lando so much. And the fact that Mumtalakat Holding Company is a shareholder of McLaren? Yeah I don't believe in coincidences when it comes to mclaren. I need a double dsq to feel better at this point.

(Charles did so so good though, keeping Lando behind with Drs for so long! Has never let me down when it comes to his race craft ever)

For those of you who may not know: Mumtalakat Holding Company is the name of the sovereign wealth fund of Bahrain. I’ll just leave that there.

I miss the old days when they kicked a driver out mid cool down room if a post race penalty was applied

I think rb should just retire, even if it's just to not mess up max's finishing streak.

Stupid fucking fia! 5 seconds is laughable.

I hope mclaren fucks up his pit when he's serving his penalty.

Who is the most miserable and pathetic person you've ever seen, and why is it Lando post quali interview?

replaying lando's pitlane fuck up in 3 angles, in the cool down room, is devious

Tuned into practice for Yuki, turning it off because Villenueve.

I think Yuki can break the curse of the redbull seat since he falls in the commonality of redbull drivers that have won. Successful redbull drivers need atleast 1 of 3 things:

1. Have a single digit racing number. (Seb, Danny, Max)

2. Have a two digit number that is a double/repetition. (Max, Checo)

3. Be Australian. (Webber, Danny)

Yuki is no. 22

not a question but i just have to let you know that i absolutely LOVE your blog url

Thank you anon! It came from me trying to make song/pun names for my f1 fantasy teams. f1nebemylover was my other option.

I fucking called this during the race

Bernie Collins just said that the lack of downforce on Charles' left front tyre due to the broken endplate actually helps reduce graining on the front left that everyone's been struggling with so it de-facto balanced out the car at this track

I love F1 and its quirks and how sometimes breaking off a bit of the car actually makes it better

I know we talk a lot about the girls boobing boobily, but when will we acknowledge the girls who ass assily?

In addition, Doohan ruined Bortoleto's sprint race and became Brazil's number one enemy.

Unfortunately if the girls are beefing in the back, it gon happen.

I feel sorry for Gabi because going from the high of f2, to sitting in a green mobility scooter... doohan can't ruin much if the the car is shit, and racing accidents happen, I guess.

I think Jack is a flop 😧

Maybe I’m calling the shots early but he’s sloppy whatever it is, flavio won’t be happy

I'm hesitant to say flop? Unfortunately doohan carries the heavy weight of his father's career, and like mick schumacher, people expect instant results from them because of their name. Alpine has, in the entirety of me watching f1, not been great with training up and comers. They just poach already made drivers, usually.

Jack needs to be given some grace (not too much), to learn how the car works etc. Flavio is not a patient nor kind person/boss and would rather kick him to the curb than give him the proper training.

So sloppy? Yes! But so is any rookie being thrown into the deep end with a semi shit/not-shit car.

Just saw a tiktok edit, set to mitski's 'I bet on losing dogs', about how Andrea Stella was in the crowd for today's podium celebration and norris pointing it out. Then the creator implies Andrea only showed up cause Osc won and that he doesn't show up when norris wins.

Like jfc, norris is not an infant or a victim. This is the type of stuff that makes me wanne give up on this sport/fandom circles. ⁴ fans in the comments just agreeing that zac always supports both drivers (WRONG) and Andrea favours oscar. Grow up!

Briatore will certainly take Doohan to his office to give him a good lecture to put more pressure on him or he might do it in front of the entire Alpine team and use Franco as an example of who could take his place.

To be honest, Doohan was pissing me off this whole race. Fucking with Hadjar just pushed me over. I HATE Flavio and I doubt he would be mad that doohan is fucking up other drivers. He'll just be mad that doohan isn't scoring points while doing that shit.

Don't think doohan deserves the humiliation ritual because driving for alpine is already humiliating enough.

Doohan getting that flavio briatore TP special.