DRUNK DIALLING

Parapraxis (C.Sn.)

‘Parapraxis -noun-

Def.-a minor error in action, such as slips of the tongue, supposedly the result of repressed impulses See also Freudian slip’

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San’s voice is familiar to you…you’ve heard it plenty of nights before.

Now you have a face to pair with the voice playing through your headphones.

Pairing: Choi San x Non Binary Reader

*Note: They/Them Pronouns used for Reader but Reader does have a vagina

Genre(s)/Aus: Smut, Humor, Fluff, College Au, Non-Idol Au, Sex Worker Au 

Tws: Swearing, Thunderstorms

Sws: Sex Work (Adult Voice Acting), Auralism (Audio Kink), Sex Toys, Masturbation, Gender Neutral Petnames (Baby, Bunny, Kitten), Sexual Fantasies, Fingering,  Unprotected Sex, Creampie, DIrty Talk, Light Degredation

WC: 5k+ (wheeze, this was supposed to be a timestamp lmaooo)

A/N: Happy San Day, everytiny. I managed to crank this one out in two days and I hope you all enjoy it! If any of my readertiny would like me to rewrite this in an alt verson where the reader has a dick instead (still using gender neutral terms) then feel free to let me know and I’d really appreciate it if you lovelies could like, reblog/share, and review!  Enjoy! 

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✻ « Summertime Daze » - | fluff | angst | smut |:

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✻ « Daydream » - | fluff | angst | smut |: (coming soon!!)

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thanxx // seonghwa facecam

ok but ceo seonghwa on the desk + eating out????????

send a kink + a member for a smutty drabble!! (closed).

pairing: park seonghwa x fem!reader. | genre: ceo!hwa, infidelity, husband!jongho, smut. | warnings: dom!seonghwa, sub!reader, oral (f receiving), fingering (f receiving) themes of cheating, light dirty talk, seonghwa is literally obsessed with the reader,,, seonghwa? more like simphwa. | word count: 878  | hyde’s input: press f to pay respect to poor jongho.

the clock on the wall is ticking but you're far too distracted by his licking.

he has half the heart to warn you, or to conjure up the will-power to detach himself from your heavenly taste but, alas, he's waited far too long, lusted far too intensely just to lose his chance to something as meaningless as time.

"c'mon princess, i know you can be louder than that." he mumbles from his position between your legs, head turning to brush his cherry lips against the skin on your thigh. there's no hesitance when he speaks, which almost fools you into thinking this isn't the first time he's touched you in such a way.

but how could he ever forget the words your husband, drunken and overly zealous to brag about you, had recounted to a whole board of people, eagerly spilling details about your sex-life, planting the dirtiest seed in seonghwa's brain.

he needed to have you.

seonghwa drags his tongue up your soaked slit, teasing your hole with the possibility of his muscle finally entering you only for him to continue toward your aching clit. it’s when he sucks on your bud that he gets you to succumb to your pleasure, throwing your head back as the most sinful moan leaves you.

his eyes never leave you, not at your wedding, not at business events and certainly not now as you sit upon his desk, pretty skirt bunched up and panties long-ago stuffed into the pocket of his suit jacket, which he’d discarded moments before sinking to his knees in front of you, tie already removed and several of his shirt’s buttons undone prior, when he’d finally been blessed enough to have your lips against his own in a heated make-out.

“hwa, oh my-” your voice, sweeter than any chocolate, breaking at the pleasure of his own actions is all the encouragement he needs, really, but your fingers tangling and pulling at his hair do nothing but aid.

while one hand grips your thigh, keeping you spread open, the other makes it’s way up to your core, not even warning you before one of his fingers enters you and his mouth is back on your clit, teasing you with the tip of his tongue while another finger joins in on stretching you open.

“fuck, princess, you’re so tight.” he knows you’re staring at your own wetness resting against his lips, just like he feels you clench around his digits when his tongue swipes over them to collect the remnants of you. “has jongho not been fucking you right, hmm? when was the last time anyone touched you, baby?”

“two- ahh-” he times it perfectly, unable to hold back a humored laugh when your eyes roll back as his fingers brush against your most sensitive spot. you swallow, trying to collect yourself, and he takes the chance to taste you again, tongue licking up any part of you it can reach. “two months. he’s been- hwa!- too busy with the- oh my- with the lawsuit.”

his heart aches for you, while simultaneously writhing with anger aimed at his once business partner. what kind of man neglected his wife’s needs, over some silly court papers?

“my poor baby. i wouldn’t do that to you.” the pout on his face is mocking you in ways that only serve to make you wetter, to make you want him more. “you know that, right? never would’ve let this stupid lawsuit between me and him get in the way of me keeping your pretty cunt satisfied. in fact, i’d probably have recorded it and sent it to him, just to show how much fun i was still having whilst he tries to make my life a living hell in court.”

the next few moments are a blur of his fingers pulling out of you, him rising to his feet and looming over you with his tall frame. he can’t resist the praise that bubbles out of him when he watches your lips wrap around his soaked fingers, cleaning yourself off of him.

“don’t worry, princess, i’ll take care of you, okay?” you’ve already buried our head in the crook of his neck, doing your best to leave your marks on him whilst also unbuckling his belt, impatient to have him fill you up after all the years of silent pining and unaddressed sexual tension. “you’ve been such a good girl, you deserve to have a nice, hard cock fuck you.”

behind your back, your phone-screen lights up with another message notification and he’s incapable of holding back a grin of victory when he reads it, just as your hand finally dips into his boxers to take a hold of his member.

[18:06 pm] jjong 🐻: gonna be home late, need to go pick something up from park seonghwa’s office.

[18:08 pm] jjong 🐻: apparently he forgot to give my lawyer a copy of the settlement agreement.

[18:14 pm] jjong 🐻: i’ll see you soon, ok? we can go out for dinner or something, celebrate the fact this defamation case is coming to an end finally.

[18:17 pm] jjong 🐻: forgot to say it but i love you xx

[18:39 pm] jjong 🐻: you better hope park seonghwa’s lawyers also deal with divorce cases.

chili offering for more good luck on 1.1 ✨✨

So Oblivious

Paring: Seonghwa x reader

Genre: Fake fiance au

Words: 6654

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“Seonghwa I need you to pretend to be my fiancé for the weekend.” Was the words that left your mouth as you burst through the door of your best friends apartment. 

Seonghwa paused his walking to the couch, turning to you with a bewildered expression, “You need me to do what.”

“I need you-” you sighed, beginning to pace back and forth in front of the door, “to pretend to be my fiance for the weekend.”

“I… sure I guess-”

“In front of my parents and most of my extended family-”

“Y/n, what the fuck!” Seonghwa’s eyes widened to the size of the plate he was holding at your words, “What the hell did you get yourself into!?”

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(Smut) Female reader is just really desperate for Jongho

small size kink + manhandling + dom Jongho

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damn this layout or whatever its called do look kinda sexc tho

violet roses | j.y

synopsis: yunho is so bored with everything. he simply has nothing to do, and the old flower shop he works at doesn’t get nearly enough attention for it to be entertaining to him. that’s why, when the little bell rings to signal a customer has entered, he doesn’t think much of it: until he looks up and see’s you.

pairing: english major!yunho x art major!reader, softdom!yunho x sub!reader

genre: tooth rotting fluff, smut, light slowburn, strangers to lovers trope, college au

word count: 6.5k

warnings: love at first sight, pining, suggestive teasing, praise, car sex, size kink, protected vaginal sex, fingering (receiving), finger riding (receiving), daddy kink, light corruption kink, multiple orgasms

authors note: i think this is my favorite fic of mine :’)

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literally my only thoughts are this turning into a poly relationship between the three...whew. amazing author!

hook, line and sinker: two

hls m.list // one « two » three.

waking up in the middle of the night, horny beyond your imagination, you try to get yourself off quietly while warming hongjoong’s cock. you end up receiving a little ‘help’ from seonghwa. in hindsight, you help yourself to him.

↳ word count : 11,728

↳ warnings/tags : NSFW | reader has female anatomy but they/them pronouns, established hongjoong x reader, dom!hongjoong, sub!reader, dom!seonghwa, begging, cockwarming, cum kink, crying, degradation, dirty talk, dumbification, masturbation, name-calling, oral fixation, praising, mentioned sir kink, hints of somnophilia (but they’re all awake during the act), unprotected sex, HE CUMS INSIDE, aftercare.

↳ additional tags : PWP, reader is a dumb & horny sub (as always), hongjoong is also horny (but dom), seonghwa is the sweetest man to ever walk this earth, but sometimes mean >:), wooyoung is a little bitch, “if you’re expecting brat reader you came to the wrong place <3”, this is quite tame compared to the mess that was 'hls: one’ but very intense (i like to think…), so tread with caution and be careful!

↳ notes : this one is for all the ✨loyal atinys✨ out there!—loyal to being whores for more than one of them. :D things don’t get too plotty yet, so this can be read separately from the series but it’d be cool if y'all checked out the previous parts too. :) i hope this is enjoyable!

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