Just Know Everytime You Say Dorian Might Look Just Like His Mother This Appears In My Mind And I Start

He even tucks the thumb

oh boy

Welcome to the Fourth Reich dickheads. This is what you wanted. This is what you get.

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.

“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

SKYBOUND STARSCREAM EDIT x Necessary Evil

"Do not apologize for what is necessary! Now... You shall be my executioner! You shall be my hand of death! Together, we will bring Cybertron back to its rightful and glorious place among the stars!"

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

vampire Miku & Rin !!

"Transgender rage is more powerful than the courts.

Transgender love is more hopeful than the law.

We have always been here and no "ruling" can eradicate us!"

Seen in Belfast, Northern Ireland

This means I don’t have to endure Kingers reaction to the comment right,, right-

🔥PUNISHMENT DAY⚔️

Context || PART 1 ||

Dear Children, there will be no blood spilled today... or ever for our beloved @saytrrose.

However.

Although we have a few more hours until the verdict is finalized, I think it's quite obvious what this family wants.

And so feast your eyes as the punishment unfolds.

Part 1/2 :)

kofi✨

Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

Happy Mother’s Day!

(My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Review)

This is so stupid I’m so sorry. I saw the vid and thought Beppi immediately and had to do something quick 😭