Приключения Лехи и Динозавра Юры
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The Adventures of Leha the human and Yura the Dinosaur
I know this is the Anti Small Talk Website but small talk is one of the most effective social glues out there for getting to know people and forming friendships with them.
When I was just starting out at a job right after college I had a coworker who I thought was the nicest person alive and after a few weeks I realized this was just because she consistently asked other people things like, "How ya doing? Whatcha having for lunch? Got any weekend plans? Seen any good movies lately?" instead of politely ignoring everyone around her.
Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore
Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life
I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray
I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream
"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the
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Mijn hoofd: nee schat niet de fietshelm discourse nieuw leven inblazen de amerikanen hebben toch niet de capaciteit om zich te kunnen verplaatsen in de situatie van iemand die verder weg woont dan zuid canada
Mijn hart: DE HYPOCRIETE AMERIKANEN MOETEN WETEN HOE FOUT ZE WEL NIET ZIJN EN HOEZEER ZE HUN EIGEN DOMHEID VERRADEN DOOR HUN COMPLETE GEBREK AAN DE CAPACITEIT OM ZICH IN TE BEELDEN DAT ANDERE MENSEN ZICH IN ANDERE SITUATIES DAN HUN EIGEN BEVINDEN EN FAT VOOR HEN DUS ANDERE KEUZES REDELIJK ZIJN EN IEMAND MOET ZE ONDERWIJZEN EN HOE DURVEN ZE MIJN HELE VOLK TE BELEDIGEN EN DAM VERVOLGENS SCHIJNHEILIG TE DOEN ALSOF ZEI HET ALTIJD HET BESTE WETEN PUUR EN ALLEEN OMDAT ZE AMERIKAAN ZIJN EN AMERICA THE GREATEST DUS ZIJ HEBBEN LER DEFINITIE ALTIJD GELIJK DAT IS ZO FUCKING HYPOCRIET
The Water Lily ~ hand-colored lithograph ~ Nathaniel Currier (American, 1813-1888)
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation