I hate how I can't be friends with a guy without everyone going like 'oh do you like him?' 'you two would be so cute together' 'do you think he's cute?' no I'm going to fucking lobotomize you
Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke
when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.
Joining that ‘draw Miku in your culture’ trend. I drew Mennonite Miku. ✨
(The dress isn’t traditional, but it’s a common design that I see a lot)
Still proud of this one 😌
"They will always be your friends."
God I forgot the things I posted on my old account 💀
So I was outside with my dogs and I see something on the ground. I'm over here thinking that it's probably a tiny piece of glass and I don't want my dogs stepping on it but I'm not entirely sure that it's glass. So, like the incredibly intelligent human being I am, I stepped on it. And I was right. It was glass. I've stepped on a lot of little bits of glass before so it's fine it didn't really hurt.
Update on a new account, he actually didn't know which ones were the weed skittles and which ones weren't. He said either I got a nice bag of skittles or he would get to see me high so there were no downsides 💀
My soul almost just left my body. So my friend handed me a pack of skittles and I ate them and then he goes "guess what? I have weed skittles" and I was like "WHAT?!" and he was like "oh not the ones I gave you I keep them in a different spot" like bro, you didn't think to deliver that sentence better?
'But who cares?'
Bitch I do. So much so that it physically hurts, I'm gonna bite your fucking ankles
Top ten favorite phrases
Coughing up blood at a moments notice
Bguh?
using words like "wowie!" "yippee!" and "hooray!" unironically have done wonders for joy