Still Laughing My Ass Off To This

Omg ultimate power

Emoji M!A's

😍: My muse has fallen deeply in love with ________ for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😳: My muse is easily flustered and extremely innocent for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😢: My muse is upset and doesn’t know why for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😱: My muse is scared of everything and everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😡: My muse is irrationally angry and violent at/to everyone and everything for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😷: My muse is sick for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😎: My muse thinks they’re a superstar and develops a diva attitude for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😴: My muse is tired and listless and sleep deprived for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😵: My muse is in a deep coma for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😈: My muse becomes mischievous for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👿: My muse becomes pure evil and acts horribly to everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😯: My muse has amnesia for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😇:My muse is a perfect angel who can do no wrong and is nice to everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😏: My muse is flirty and seductive towards everyone for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👦/👧: My muse swaps genders for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👶: My muse becomes a baby for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👴: My muse becomes old for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👸: My muse believes they are royalty for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 😺: My muse becomes an animal of anon’s choosing for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🙈: My muse is blind for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🙉: My muse is deaf for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🙊: My muse is mute for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 💀: My muse can see dead people/is haunted (anon’s choice) for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👽: My muse is an alien/is abducted by aliens (anon’s choice) for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👄: My muse is obsessed with lips, kissing, eating, everything about them for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 💍: My muse marries ________ for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 💭: Everything my muse thinks is heard by everyone around them for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 👻: My muse becomes a ghost for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎅: My muse becomes santa to the world for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎨: My muse believes they are an artist for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎤: My muse has to sing everything they say for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎧: My muse can only speak in song lyrics for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🏆: My muse becomes an athlete for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🎮: My muse becomes a video game character for 3 days. (Or period of anon’s choosing) 🍴: My muse is hungry and can’t get full no matter how much they eat.

Same i feel ya

i’m currently experiencing lady sickness and edging closer to death

YES THANK YOU MORE PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!

Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.

Yeah, 'cause he's back! He's the man behind the mask!

everyone who reblogs this will get a picture of george salazar

pls have submissions open

H-howdy I am new to tumblr

So yeah....that's pretty much it

JESUS CHRIST YES

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

Ooo can you write about about how Alastor would use restraints, he’d defo get turned on by how helpless reader would look when they’ve got a chain wrapped around them, with his need for control.

PRISONER ☆

TYPE - Alastor x Reader

WARNINGS - restraints/being tied up, semi public sorta?, ownership, swearing, oral receiving, humiliation.

authors note - tysm for requesting!! especially for Alastor hehehe, hope u like ittt >:)

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That night came back to you every time you got pulled down by that fuckers chain. The most regrettable night of your life, you were so far gone you really thought he'd help you. Making any deal while you were drunk was a bad idea, but making a deal with the radio demon?? Even worse. He's made you do sickening things for him in the past, all things you never would've done if your soul wasn't on the line; but nothing that made your stomach turn quite like this one.

You made the mistake of confronting him right before he went on the air. That pissed him off enough, and thought you needed a reminder of who you belonged to. Hence why you're tied up in his radio tower, chain around your neck, and screaming his name for all of Hell to hear.

Alastor made you crawl up to his radio tower, him holding the chain, then tied you up with dark sorcery, and clicked "start broadcast".

"Hello my dear viewers! Hope you're having a grand evening. Today will be a little different to my usual style of broadcast, but I trust you'll enjoy it nonetheless" His voice turned scratchy and demonic towards the end, making you nervous for what was to come.

The only luminance in the tower was the faint glow of the red sky, and the shine of Alastor's eyes. You had no idea how many people were listening right now, or what was even going to happen, you just hoped no one could tell it was you.

You swore you could smell his arousal. It was rare, but you could tell he liked seeing you chained up. He never expressed any romantic feelings towards you, only savage, animalistic needs to over-power you. You let him have his way, since there was nothing you could do about it, but this? This was a little past your limit.

Your hands were behind your back, legs bent, and whole body hoisted up. You had no clue what happened to your clothes, they vanished off your body when the ropse appeard around you. Your neck was angled slightly up from the floor, enough to see a little out the window, but not enough to hurt. That's when you felt him.

You gasped abruptly as you felt his hot tongue on your clit, "Ah!" It took you by surprise - to say the least. You obviously wanted to hold back your moans in order to keep some dignity... but, holy fuck he was good.

It was like being chained up increased the pleasure, you swore it'd never felt this good before. His tongue made you squirm, but squirming hurt, especially when you held back. You thought you may aswell give him what he wants instead of agitating him even more.

"Mmm- Fuck! Alastor please"

"Please what my dear?"

You didn't even know what you were asking for, you wanted to say please stop, but you knew you couldn't, it felt too good.

"Pl- Ah! Please don't stop!"

Yeah real good fucken choice, beg him to keep going and see where that'll get ya.

The next thing you felt was his tongue diving deep into your core, fuck. You knew he'd be skilled, but this was on a completely different level.

"Ohhh, fuck! I'm- I'm gonna cum, ah!"

Your legs attempted to collide, obviously being held back by the rope. As Alastor felt your thighs start to shake, he only increased his pace, sending you over the edge. The coil in your stomach finally snapped, sending shivers throughout your whole body as you screamed Alastor's name for all of Hell to hear. Even if they weren't listening to the broadcast, they might’ve still heard you.

Your vision was blurry, your face was hot, and currents of pleasure still shot through your core like electricity. Alastor got up and made his way to the control panel, "I hope this is to your liking dear listeners! Because we're just getting started"

...you've gotta be fucking kidding.

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Rlly rlly hoping u like thisss 🤞🏻 I think it's aight, I just love writing for Alastor tbh hehe. Cheers x