Okay I Know It's Supposed To Be Tragic And All But When Gay People Ask Their Love Interests To Run Away

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What’s your Slenderverse series name? 

Mine is “To The Witness” 

@read-me-loud-and-queer

i could pick up a rock and they'd scuttle away like bugs

I really wanted to draw them together, you can create ur own context behind this because i dont have any

Alastor x Venus Flytrap!Plant-like demon!reader

Requested by: @lixanjewel

Warnings: mentions of cannibalism

A/N: I’m sorry if it’s short! If I have more ideas, I’ll add the later!

- Because you are a plant demon, you need a lot of sunlight (or whatever hell has)

- Be prepared for Al to tell you constantly that you need more sunlight

- He will tell you to go outside, and when you’re feeling lazy he will force you.

- Same goes with water.

- He will tell you that you need water constantly.

- Because you are a carnivorous plant, you’ll also have to eat meat

- In your case it’s demon meat

- And how convenient! Alastor is a cannibal himself.

- He will bring you all the demon meat you want, you won’t even have to go through the trouble of killing yourself

- Because he is a gentleman, he will also cook for you

- He will make you his mother’s Jambalaya but substituting the meat for demon

- If you don’t like the taste of demon and/or are disgusted by it (because you only eat it out of obligation) he will mask the flavor of it with many spices so you can’t tell the difference.

- He will bring you to Cannibal Town when he goes to visit Rosie.

- He wants you to know that you are not the only cannibal around, there’s other people apart from you and him!

👏DAVID 👏DESERVES👏BETTER👏

SAY IT WITH ME KIDS

👏MR 👏CAMPBELL 👏DIDN’T 👏DESERVE 👏DAVID👏

👏DAVID 👏DESERVES 👏BETTER👏

Doconut kong. XD

“lesbians are coming out”, a poster by see red women’s workshop, 1982

which of your otp says

“can anything really be said to be scientifically impossible when our understanding of the universe is constantly evolving and developing along with new discoveries and theories”

and which says

“yes i understand that but i still don’t think you can eat a whole wheelbarrow full of ravioli”

WHY NOT AHAHAHA

Drop my muse down a peg. Bring up their deepest insecurities and most regretful past decisions. Do whatever you can to make them hate themselves.

everyone who reblogs this will get a random camp camp quote in their ask box