Omg omg i love your Alastor posts. Something about him realising that you have a thing for his voice (and it takes him a while cause he’s so dense when it comes to things like that lmaooo) and just exploiting it whenever he wants something from you ahhhh
a/n: his voice is sooo 🥰🥰🥰 requests open!
"greetings! welcome to the hotel." alastor chirps as you're lead through the doors to your new 'home'. your eyes widen, goosebumps forming on your skin immediately after his voice hits your ears. you're completely enamored, jaw hanging open in awe. "O-oh, hello." you smile meekly, a blush on your cheeks as he reaches out his hand. "pleasure to be meeting you, the name's is alastor. " he bows ever so slightly, forcing even more color to your face.
you're at a loss for words, nothing but a fumbled 'thank you' can leave your lips. you hear snickering behind you and turn to see angel and husk covering their mouths to hide their laughter. alastor is none the wiser, smiling at you as if it's not obvious you're head over heels just after hearing his voice.
this goes on for weeks until someone (likely angel) tells alastor straight to his face that you hang around him so much just to hear him speak. alastor's ears twitch at angel's overly sexual comment, something about "she's prob'ly touchin' herself to your every broadcast, dummy." but that does give him an idea...
the next time he sees you, alastor decides to put angel's theory to the test. "hello, darling." he speaks, slow and purposeful. your body shudders as, once again, your arms fill with goosebumps. "yes, alastor?" you reply, pretending to keep your cool. "i have just a little favor to ask..." he hums, his hand reaching around to rest on the small of your back to lead you out of the hotel lobby.
you almost glare at him, feeling weak in the knees. "a favor for the radio demon?" you shoot back, earning a chuckle from him. his hand feels warm on your back, too warm. "nothing serious my dear! i've just been hearing through the grapevine that a little someone finds my voice... irresistible?" alastor whispers the word right by your ear, forcing you to bite back a whine.
quickly, you put distance between the two of you. "w-well that's interesting, huh? want me to find out who it is?" you laugh, quick and breathless as you try to cover for yourself. alastor raises his brow. "now now, no need for shyness. i can always talk you through it." he winks.
Pidge's birthday is the day before mine...
pidge’s birthday is coming up!🎁🎊
THERE SOOO GOOODDD HAHA!!!😄
I relate
how tall are your friends?
Requested by: @lixanjewel
Warnings: mentions of cannibalism
A/N: I’m sorry if it’s short! If I have more ideas, I’ll add the later!
- Because you are a plant demon, you need a lot of sunlight (or whatever hell has)
- Be prepared for Al to tell you constantly that you need more sunlight
- He will tell you to go outside, and when you’re feeling lazy he will force you.
- Same goes with water.
- He will tell you that you need water constantly.
- Because you are a carnivorous plant, you’ll also have to eat meat
- In your case it’s demon meat
- And how convenient! Alastor is a cannibal himself.
- He will bring you all the demon meat you want, you won’t even have to go through the trouble of killing yourself
- Because he is a gentleman, he will also cook for you
- He will make you his mother’s Jambalaya but substituting the meat for demon
- If you don’t like the taste of demon and/or are disgusted by it (because you only eat it out of obligation) he will mask the flavor of it with many spices so you can’t tell the difference.
- He will bring you to Cannibal Town when he goes to visit Rosie.
- He wants you to know that you are not the only cannibal around, there’s other people apart from you and him!
Rebloging from another one of our own freaking blogs because we love our child too much XD
Draw someone who works at a magical hotel.
TAZ
C: also mom friend? a doll? the cutest girl alive? guys im just a theater major gal visiting her pals and not some cutesy baby. to quote the great taako “im a fully realized creation! fuck!”
Walltale...
I’ll start: Watertale
YES THANK YOU MORE PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!
Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.
..i feel like this is a refernce to the adventure zone...
How do you feel about Neil X Harrison?
very awkward relationship, but is good
kind of moved to https://www.tumblr.com/nerdytrashishere?source=share so go check that out please
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