Based On My Blog, Do I Come Off More As A Top Or A Bottom?

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Tumblr is the worst platform for selling things but who cares I made these and I’m proud of them! 

Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 
Tumblr Is The Worst Platform For Selling Things But Who Cares I Made These And I’m Proud Of Them! 

I love them. My little beans. Imagine useing these to add a touch of magic to a suit or something? Or just on some overalls- damn. The possibilities. This is me hyping up my own stuff because under capitalism I must. Anyway of you like them the packs are 10$! You can get them at Terrarium Treasures on etsy :)

How to make your own spiked choker

You will need: aluminum can scissors sharpie or any marker really some kind of strong fabric like jeans (you can use part of a leg! Also, if it’s not the color you want, just paint it) button or zipper sewing stuff hot glue or superglue tweezers you can sacrifice Steps: measure your neck (make sure to add 1 or 2 cm so it’s not too tight), also have in mind how many and how big you want your spikes to be so that you can cut an appropriate height (words hard srry, gon add sm images later to make it easier to understand). After measuring everything, mark down on the fabric and cut 4 stripes (2 are for protecting your neck and 2 are to make sure the spikes stay in place). Now onto the spikes, get an aluminum can and cut off the bottom and top, then cut open the can so that you end up with a metal sheet (oh! You will need to find a way to make the sheet straight, since when you cut open the can, it will be curled up). Go on google and search for cone molds, also you will need to add 3 triangles at the base of the cone mold, now trace onto paper and cut (also test the molds with the paper to see if they look the way you want them to look like. Put the mold over the metal sheet and trace it and cut the sheet. Roll the spikes and glue them, use the tweezers to hold everything into place while glue dries, that way you won’t glue your fingers. Repeat these for all spikes. Get the fabric strips from earlier, now we are going to assemble it all together. With 2 strips, mark where the spikes are going, the first one by doing 3 dots like a triangle, then make holes so that you can put the spike’s triangles trough, and fold the ends. Now the second strip, mark where the spikes are and cut an x shaped hole, put this strip over the one with the spikes. Now get all the strips and sew them together, after that you can choose whatever way to close it, with a button, by tying with a string, zipper, idk whatever feels better ig.

Happy Mabon!! 🍂🍎

Hi, I have another recipe for you! This time it’s Caramel Stuffed Apple Cider Cookies (source: https://awesomeon20.com/caramel-stuffed-apple-cider-cookies/)

Happy Mabon!! 🍂🍎

Ingredients:

1 teaspoon baking soda

½ teaspoon baking powder

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

3 cups flour

1 cup (2 sticks) softened butter

1 cup sugar

½ teaspoon salt

1 box (10 packets) instant hot apple cider mix

2 eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 bag caramels

In a small bowl, gently whisktogether baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and flour until combined. Set aside

With a mixer, cream together butter, sugar, salt, and apple cider mix until fluffy.

Mix in eggs one at a time, followed by vanilla.

Slowly add dry ingredients to the butter mixture and mix on low until just combined. Make sure you give everything one last stir with a spatula to be sure that it's mixed all the way through and there's no flour on the bottom of the bowl.

Refrigerate the dough for at least an hour.

Preheat your oven to 350 F (175C) and line your baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. You'll definitely need it.

Unwrap your caramels, and resist the urge to eat them. I use my cookie scoop, which is about a tablespoon to scoop out the dough. Press your thumb into the center of the ball to make some space, then press a caramel right into the center and mold your dough around the caramel to seal it in.

Place your cookie dough encased caramel on your cookie sheet, and just keep creating these little beauties until you fill it up. Place the cookies about two inches apart. They'll spread quite a bit. Store the dough in the fridge between batches.

Bake at 350 for about 13 minutes or until light brown around the edges.

When you pull the cookies out of the oven, pull your parchment paper or silicone mat off the cookie sheet right away. Allow the cookies to cool completely, then give them a gentle twist to pull them off the mat or parchment.

Hope you enjoy!! ☺️ I think they look really tasty!!!

blessed be xx

Every Goblin Has A Beetle Whispering In Their Ear Like This

every goblin has a beetle whispering in their ear like this

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Hephaestus Offerings

Hephaestus Offerings

"Hephaistos (Hephaestus) is the Olympian God of fire, smiths, craftsmen, metalworking, stonemasonry and sculpture."

Large Altars:

Greek or Italian wine

Pure water

Cooked fat and charred bones from meat

Hot soups

Coffee

Olive oil

Breads

All metals, especially bronze and steel

Clay

Different types of wood

Red, bronze, silver, and grey candles

Frankincense

Smith's tools (hammers, tongs, etc.)

Woodwork (handmade wooden trinkets)

Sculptures or images of donkeys

Sculptures or images of mermaids

Images or art of anvils

Pottery

Any sculptures you have made

Any pottery/ceramics you have made

Small/hidden altars:

Beef jerky

Different types of sandwiches

Daisies

Seashells

Nails

Screws

"Tools" from other professions (knitting needles, paint, pencils, paper, etc.)

Jewelry

Tea candle lights, real or fake

Work mugs or cups

Coal

Stones

Blacksmith aprons

Depictions of a volcano, photos, art, etc.

Toys of donkeys and mermaids

Anything you have created with your hands (art, sculptures, writings, etc.)

Anything you've created or done and put hard work into and are proud of (schoolwork, a reward from your job or school or a sport, etc.)

Devotional Acts:

If you own a fireplace or an outdoor bonfire, light it in His honor

Otherwise, light a candle in His honor

Learn new skills

Learn how to make jewlery, pottery, or tools

Learn more about technology

Learn more about Hephaestus and His history

Learn how to build things yourself

Paint, write, bake, knit, anything involving creating with your hands

Don't be afraid to try something new

Take a technology class

Take a welding class

Visit a welder, blacksmith, metalworker, etc.

Support local businesses that make their own supplies

Support local/indie artists

Support/volunteer with charities that build homes for those who have lost their home or didn't have one to begin with

Take care of your health, both physical and mental. Remember to take your medications and visit your therapist

Work hard but also play hard

Take a day off when you need one

Pray to Him and tell Him of your accomplishments that day

Sources:

Artwork from Percy Jackson

https://www.theoi.com/Cult/HephaistosCult.html

https://vocal.media/futurism/ways-of-worship-hephaestus

I cant afford or wear them but if anyone buys them please post about them cause they're beautiful

Starry Raccoon Jaw Bone Earrings 🌙

Starry Raccoon Jaw Bone Earrings 🌙

Featuring baby raccoon jaw bones that are adorned with tiny gold stars and hang from brass ear wires

All bones utilized in our pieces are ethically sourced and cruelty free

Glamrock Bonnie's Blue Raspberry Milkshake

Ingredients: - 2 cups vanilla ice cream - 1/2 cup blue raspberry sorbet or syrup - 1/2 cup milk - Whipped cream (optional) - Blue food coloring (optional, for a more vibrant color) - Fresh raspberries for garnish (optional)

Instructions: 1. In a blender, combine the vanilla ice cream, blue raspberry sorbet or syrup, and milk. 2. Blend until smooth and creamy. If you want a more intense blue color, add a drop or two of blue food coloring. 3. Pour the milkshake into glasses. 4. Optionally, top with whipped cream and garnish with fresh raspberries. 5. Serve immediately and enjoy your refreshing milkshake!

⛅ my dear prince, may i have a taste of your lips as the price for my service? ⛅

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