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Fu has been teaching Mari about the Miraculous since she was young. One day he was letting her playing with the kwami when something happened and he quickly put them away, but he forgot about the horse miraculous. And he tells Mari to go play in another room for a bit and she kinda uses kaalki to go to Gotham. More specifically the batcave, where Tim (sleep deprived of course) is working at the bat computer when a 5 year old child fell in him. After talking to her for a bit he tells her to stay there. He then goes to find his family and tells them what happened. They don’t believe him and think he is hallucinating. That is until Damian storms into the room.
“Why is this small child in the batcave playing with bat cow?! Father did you take in another loin minion? I am more than enough, I can do better than all of your other minions combined what made you believe you needed more.”
Everyone, except Tim, is speechless because Tim wasn’t hallucinating and there is another child.
“When did I bring this one home? I don’t remember adopting her. Is this becoming a problem?” (The last part is more to himself)
Mari explains to the fam who she is, Alfred then offers her some milk and cookies. After a while she says she needs to go home and Bruce is like “ok let me get my keys” but she is like “no thank you” and transforms. She then just kinda leaves.
The fam is just confused, but they see weird shit all of the time. They shrug it off and forget about it.
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Until next week when Mari pops up from behind dick as he is walking out the door for a date.
“Your tie is crooked”
Dick: *screams*
Batfam: *excluding Bruce and Alfred screams*
She then is regularly seen popping up around them.
Batman: *in a justice league meeting*
Mari: *pops out from under his cape*
Jason: *working on building a motorcycle with Roy*
Mari: *pokes her head out from above the handle bars*
Tim: *sleep deprived but working at the bat computer*
Mari: *takes his hand and drags him to bed*
(Tim thought she was a hallucination for almost two months)
Damian: *throws Titus a stick*
Titus: *brings back Mari by the collar of her shirt* (like a momma cat carrying her kitten)
batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:
and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.
Not nearly enough “Sirius Black makes himself at home in Privet Drive because there’s nothing the Dursleys can do to get him to leave” fic out there, and it’s a crying shame.
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au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them
Damian calls Batman "father" in public while being Damian Wayne and now they just gotta roll with the lie that Bruce and Batman are lovers and share custody of their pack of children
The entire family gets in on it because hoo boy this is way too good to pass up
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Sebastian Stan, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Tessa Thompson, Chris Evans, and Brie Larson: *talk about the possibility of their characters being lgbtq+*
Marvel: