Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member
It’s hilarious
Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so
Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old
And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad
You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells
Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial
It’s gets better with every kid he adopts
Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her
Clark, however, freaks out.
“You’re 26!”
“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”
“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”
“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“
Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.
Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”
Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes
Yep or at least in America
Shaggy and Scooby would have the bakery sell out in less than an hour Daphne is a fan of Mari's work
They would have the bakery sell out 5 minutes after entering it and Daphne commissions Mari for a ton of outfits thst fill up Mari's schedule and the outfits aren't needed up till a year or two.
Send Me Asks
Just,, think about it
Captured by the enemy? Check
Brainwashed? Check
Basically made to kill innocents? Check
Done with everything? Check
Gay af? Check
I mean, they’d bond instantly, crack weird jokes and kick ass 24/7
~*~*~*~
[First meeting, Carol offhandedly mentions being a lesbian]
Bucky: oh yeah I love lesbians
Carol: [narrows eyes] what
Bucky: yeah me an’ Stevie used to escort them girls at parties and stuff with the double date excuse so they could go to their actual dates without anyone knowing *launches into ten minutes rant because a good suppressed memory just resurfaced*
Carol:
Carol: [calling Fury] Nick why didn’t you introduce me to this one earlier
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[June]
Nick: what are you two up to now
Bucky and Carol, wearing rainbow themed shirts with matching pants, stuffing at least four rainbow flags in their backpacks and filling their pockets with glitter boxes: it’s gay time
Thanks to {•.•} on Ao3 we have a title for part 2 of Paris meets Selina Kyle!
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-So Selina now has her 2 wonderful children she adopted
- She decides to stay in Paris for a bit and teach them how to fight because honestly these were kids
- Of course she insisted on the whole you need to support each other as civilians to be a better team so identity reveal!
- That kind of killed their crushes on another because Adrien is Chat and Ladybug was Marinette
- So know that they know they have fully embraced their chaos child personalities and are living life well
- Of course then Lila decides to start her whole smear campaign of Marinette and Adrien is like nope not my sister
- Selina also gets another Kitten when Chloe joins in the Catfamily (because Chloe deserves a redemption arc)
- Queen Bee is also back in commission after heroes day due to a lot of miraculous magic and using the name Abeille
-Luka and Kagami are inducted to the Cat family shortly after
- The Catfamily is also considering Nino, Alix, Kim, and Max for possible membership due to them having seen the light
- And part time miraculous users Kagami and Luka are also being considered
- All in all the heroes of Paris are now Selina's kids and she now has a magical artifact that turns her into a cat hero
-She loves being the holder of the Tiger miraculous!
- Selina decides it's time for Bruce to meet his new step children
Selina- Brucie guess what? I took in a couple of strays!
Bruce- That's nice Selina, what type of cat are they?
Selina- Only one of them is a cat. A nice black cat to be precise.
A bewildered Bruce- Wait did you adopt a dog?
A delighted Selina who is acting like she is an offended Victorian maiden- Heavens no! I adopted children Bruce! To think you thought I would adopt a dog of all things! I thought you knew me!
Dick who just fell out of the celling- You adopted what!
Jason and Tim who fell out of the clock- She what!
Barbra, Stephanie, and Duke who are in the now open doorway- Children!
Cass signing- Congratulations!
Damian as he steps over Jason and Tim who are on the floor- Honestly Father you really thought she would adopt a dog?
-Cue a bunch of shenanigans as Adrien, Marinette, and Chloe meet their step-bat-family
-Marinette and Chloe totally drag their fashion choices with Adrien adding in occassionaly
-Bruce is appalled to find out Selina know has a magical cat artifact along with a hero identity that is protected by magic! And apparently she has magical powers now? Who thought that was a good idea? And why is she a magic cat hero!?!
-As you can see Bruce is not taking this new development well but his children are exited about the whole magical powers bit
-Damian likes all three of his new step siblings since they have their own city and hero legacies and won't take his
-Also Marinette makes amazing pastries and appreciates his drawings, he and Chloe have a mutual respect, and he can appreciate Agreste's fondness for felines and can you talk to them?
-The rest of the Batfamily love their new French step siblings too
Anyway I am so sorry it has taken me so long to update. Everything has been so crazy since Covid started, but now it has calmed down a lot soo. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed part 2 of Selina in Paris! Happy Valentine’s Day guys!
Aella <3
Edit I totally forgot to add the tag list when I first posted this
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Fanfic Author: AU where everything is the same, except the wise cracking/ sarcastic character is treated with respect.
Me, cracking open a coke at 3am: Ah, the good sh*t
Don’t leave out any hard of hearing children who come to your door this Halloween, take a minute out of your day to learn a few seasonal asl signs! These are two different variations of “Happy Halloween” Click here for my source.
There’s a website where you can learn ASL on your own and it is free and the woman on there, her name is Rochelle Barlow, she runs the site and she actually is a homeschool teacher and teaches ASL. I am passing this on to you guys cause most people on here is open-minded. Well, whoever of y’all reads this will possibly ignore this but if you are a curious george like me and wants to learn ASL she’s your gal.
Rochelle has a free program called Learn ASL in 31 days, currently I am on day 10ish or 12, (idk I’m on learning my numbers currently) but I believe this site will help people that are either curious about ASL and just wants to learn, or actually is Deaf but can’t afford to going to actual class or something, or just hard of hearing.
I am truly in love with learning with Rochelle, she isn’t those interpreters that will talk while she signs, (and I’ve searched through Youtube how to sign but the person talking will distract me and I would get confused) and it is all in video which is a good thing. I found her through Youtube, that’s where she has all her videos. Just check out her site. You’ll like it.
Peter: So do you guys have a Dr. Strange too?? He’s like a wizard straight out of Harry Potter!
Miles: Harry Potter? Oh! Like the character from the Neville Longbottom books? I love those!
Peter:
Peter: What
So I had this idea for a daminette soulmate au.
So the whole soulmate things is super rare it’s practically a legend. There has only been a few of them, but most were thought of as witches and killed. This soulmate connection allows the other person to absorb the skills that the other is learning. Baking, swordplay, sewing, language, it doesn’t matter. Whatever one person learns, the other is able to do. And occasionally they will get flashes of what the other person is experiencing. It always is some major part of their lives that they witness. A great tragedy, a great responsibility being give, really any life changing/altering event.
So, Marinette grew up being able to do everything a soldier/assassin could do and is fluent in multiple language she has never heard before, specifically Arabic. While Damian has an uncanny ability to draw and design, he is exceptional at solving puzzles, baking (though he never does it much), and later he finds out he’s a master at video games. (much to the surprize and annoyance of his brothers) Marinette is also able to give the famous ‘Damian’ scowl, and in turn, Damian can light up the room with a smile.
I’m not sure how they meet, but the entire Batfam is freaking out. Since when could anyone, let alone this tiny, sweet, French girl who loves to bake be able to give the famous Demon Spawn glare, take down the other three Robins in a match, and fight Damian to a standstill. Their conclusion: The universe was drunk
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tony, being raised by jarvis and peggy, and growing up to have a british accent