I Just Think

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I would like you to consider a reveal scenario in which Adrien learns that Ladybug is Marinette,

and PANICS.

Because Ladybug? On a good day, he can almost believe that Chat Noir has a shot with Ladybug. She’s dazzling and incredible, sure, but she’s stubborn and she laughs at his dumb jokes and he’s seen her faceplant into the Seine. She’s a superhero, okay, but he’s ALSO a superhero, they can balance that? Maybe???

But Marinette Dupain-Cheng?! THERE IS NO WAY THAT ADRIEN IS COOL ENOUGH FOR MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is objectively the most popular girl in his grade. Everyone has had a crush on her at least once. Adrien breaks out into a cold sweat.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is also tough as nails??? She stands up for what’s right in every situation, she’s faced down akumas without the suit, she even confronts CHLOE. Oh god.

Without a doubt, Marinette Dupain-Cheng is definitely the most talented person in the school. She has a million passions and wins every contest she enters, whether it’s for fashion design or video games or student council. OH GOD.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng designed an album cover for JAGGED STONE when she was THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. Adrien asked for her AUTOGRAPH. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

“Plagg. Plagg, she’s even more incredible without the suit, what do I do, I don’t stand a chance – Plagg! Plagg why are you laughing!!!! THIS IS A CRISIS PLAGG HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS IS A CRISIS, I’M”

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

Dumb MDC Idea:

Nino/Adrien/Chloé sugar, Alya/Lila/class salt. Lukanette.

Nino breaks up with Alya after they get into a fight about Lila’s credibility, and he’s absolutely miserable, until he meets this girl, Emília at a music festival.

They start texting, and Nino’s friends keep on teasing him and asking him who she is and what she’s like etc.

Eventually, Nino tells them that they’re going on a first date!!! Precisely they’ve decided on this little café at 3pm next Saturday!

Marinette and Adrien want to make sure it goes smoothly, so a couple minutes after Nino and Emília walk into the café, they slip in as well, walking to the back so that Nino has his back to them and his date is in their line of sight, not too close that they’ll notice them but not too far that they’re out of ear shot.

10 minutes later, Luka walks in, and notices the two huddled in a corner trying not to be noticed. He walks over and when he gets to the booth, Marinette drags him down onto the bench and explains the situation.

Nino comes into school on Monday, talking about how fun his date was and how they’ve decided to do it again!!!

Luka, Marinette and Adrien all exchange eye contact...

They continue spying on Nino’s dates, making sure everything goes smoothly and cringing every time something goes wrong.

Eventually Chloé asks Adrien what’s going on and where he goes every Saturday. Adrien explains, and Chloé wants in.

So now there’s, Chloé, Luka, Adrien and Marinette all huddled around a booth every Saturday, spying and giggling over their friends love life. Invasive? Yes. Entertaining? Also yes. But they’re very happy that they haven’t been noticed yet.

Right?

One weekend, Emília arrives before Nino, and walks over to their booth.

Turns out she’s been noticing how they arrive at the same time as them, and always look suspicious-whats going on?

Marinette panics, and answers “WE’RE STARTING A FASHION BUSINESS!” “Really?” “YES-I’m head designer, Chloé and Luka are going to be models and Adrien’s PR?!”

Emília doesn’t buy it, but turns to leave anyway, only for Nino to arrive and walk over to the group, asking what their talking about.

His date explains “oh these lot are starting a fashion business!” Which Nino is surprised about, and is like “cool dudes, can’t wait to see what you come up with!”

The four are panicking, because either they

1) continue lying or

2) admit they’ve been spying on them

Neither of which they really want to do.

Until Chloé comes up with the idea of “why don’t we just make one? That way we won’t be lying, Marinette can start her own business, we all get work experience, and we might get some money out of it!”

They’re all a bit apprehensive, but um ok?!

And thus, MDC is born, all because they didn’t want to admit to Nino that they were spying on his love life...

So yeah that’s a dumb way for it to start up...

Daminette Soulmate AU

So I had this idea for a daminette soulmate au.

So the whole soulmate things is super rare it’s practically a legend. There has only been a few of them, but most were thought of as witches and killed. This soulmate connection allows the other person to absorb the skills that the other is learning. Baking, swordplay, sewing, language, it doesn’t matter. Whatever one person learns, the other is able to do. And occasionally they will get flashes of what the other person is experiencing. It always is some major part of their lives that they witness. A great tragedy, a great responsibility being give, really any life changing/altering event.

So, Marinette grew up being able to do everything a soldier/assassin could do and is fluent in multiple language she has never heard before, specifically Arabic. While Damian has an uncanny ability to draw and design, he is exceptional at solving puzzles, baking (though he never does it much), and later he finds out he’s a master at video games. (much to the surprize and annoyance of his brothers) Marinette is also able to give the famous ‘Damian’ scowl, and in turn, Damian can light up the room with a smile.

I’m not sure how they meet, but the entire Batfam is freaking out. Since when could anyone, let alone this tiny, sweet, French girl who loves to bake be able to give the famous Demon Spawn glare, take down the other three Robins in a match, and fight Damian to a standstill. Their conclusion: The universe was drunk 

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Fuck. I’m Gay.

I’ve been reading a lot of ml salt fics lately (mainly @unmaskedagain which is a literal goldmine of saltiness). And getting into the Damienette ship. Marinette really does deserves better (Fuck Canon) but so does Adrien. He is not a “sidekick”. Chat Noir and Ladybug are partners = equals. So I decided why not write a fic where Adrien gets his own happy ending in the form of a grumpy assassin-turned-vigilante that loves animals more than people. 

Somewhat of a crack writing where creative liberties were definitely taken. 

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Lila Rossi is a bitch and everyone knew it. Well, by everyone, Adrien means himself, his good-amazing-make-pastries-for-him friend Marinette, his maybe-not-really-sure friend Chloe and his-not-that-close-really-classmate Nathaniel. 

Yeah. It was a small number. 

But Lila is still a bitch. 

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You did it! You broke 2020 down to its bare essentials!

Trippy ML Concept:

(Heads up. Might definitely write this fic)

Gabriel starts a new clothing line themed ‘white cat’ as inspired by Chat Noir, but instead it’s “Blanc”

Imagine. Just Marinette’s reactions. Her thoughts. The triggering. The bleeding panic. How? How?! It really messes with her memories she really wanted to forget - but now it’s all she can remember

The timeline doesn’t exist anymore... no one knows about it. No one understands why she freezes up at the teaser launch posters

And then Adrien (oblivious) starts modeling the clothing

And ofc it’s not Chat so he can wear the white mask w/out being recognised right? while Marinette, getting really and scared and fixated on all this has his photos practically glaring back at her

- And like an entire Tangled moment happens where it all screams out after so much staring and sweating where everything, everything just

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