Latest Posts by gostwoman - Page 2

But we love him like that :)

lewis also lewis

Ummh, yeah, and I'm not ashamed about it

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

ⓘ this user has survived an entire f1 season without sebastian vettel

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

charles and lewis getting disqualified last race and now they are on the podium truly two queens coming together to maximize their joint slay

You’re laughing. Charles Leclerc will be starting from pole position for his 100th race with Ferrari, during his bday week, and you’re fucking laughing.

So we get thousands of mentions and videos on lance after qualifying on Friday slating him but nary a mention that he had to have an ambulance upon leaving the car after the race

To summarise:

Logan retiring after nearly throwing up in the car, visibly shaking as he got out of the seat

Max and Oscar lying down in the cooldown room looking like drowned cats

F1 live blog noting Oscar looked worryingly pale

Lance staggering right up to the ambulance after almost fainting trying to get out of his car

Esteban throwing up on lap 15

Alex needing to be lifted by the Williams mechanics out of his car in parc ferme and throwing up

George driving with no hands to try to get airflow and saying post race he felt he was going to faint

Multiple drivers saying it was the hardest race they had ever done

This is an issue of driver safety and is completely unacceptable

So Logan had to retire, Esteban was sick after 15 laps, Lance had to ask the medical staff for help, Alex need support to get out of the car and Oscar and Max could barely stay sitting and had to lay on the floor after the race, and we’re coming back next year ? No question ? No ?

2023 SINGAPORE GP : Qualifying

Q: Liam Lawson was the only Red Bull driver in the top 10... GEORGE and CHARLES:

Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him

- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista

- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)

- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix

- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (his luck i swear)

- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol

- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel

- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him

- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public

- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back

- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)

(Also feel free to add more please)

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

I can totally see that happened

red bull marketing video for vegas but it’s just max and daniel getting married and checo and yuki watching on in fear

🫣 they definitely did...

specific moments from F1 lore that feel like fanfic but are real

Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc are born 16 days apart, and competed at 33 different races before joining F1. Charles's driver number is 16 and Max's driver number is 33.

George Russell and Alex Albon shared a room and a bed in Portugal in 2019 and both ended up with the same throat infection, and everyone on Sky Sports agreed that they fucked.

Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg live in the same apartment building in Monaco and regularly bump into each other in the lift.

Suzuka 2016 Lewis Hamilton risks it all to take some snaps of Carlos as a Bambi and a Bunny

A Complete Guide to Daniel's Tattoos

(requested by anon, also my life's work)

His (famous) thigh tattoo

Ship and a lighthouse to represent home and traveling the world. It says “No Regrets, Only Memories” and is symbolic of his journey to F1. Got it in 2013 when he was announced as the new Red Bull driver - it was his first tattoo. He thought if he got a big one he’d only get one (he was wrong). It’s front and center on his right quad. 

“Mum and Papa” in a heart above the back of his knee. I have never heard him refer to his father as “Papa.” Date: 2017.

The flower on the inside of his knee. Date: sometime after October 2, 2016.

Couple with a love letter. Inside of his thigh. Date: 2017? Acquired after the flower and the eagle.

Eagle - he got this one in America. Back of the thigh. 

Girl racer. Outside of his thigh. (There’s also a flower above the girl racer - rare to spot!)

Boxer - the way I LOST MY MIND when he pulled down his pants to reveal this one. Date: 2018. (More talented people than me have made beautiful gifs)

A rare look at the thigh piece not completely filled in

Right foot

“Live fast” on top of his foot. 

Compass on his ankle. This is a matching tattoo he has with some of his friends, including Michael.

Right arm

“Free” on the side of his forearm.

Treble clef on his wrist - because he likes music so much. 

“3” on his pinky - a personal favorite.

Left arm

Rose on his left hand. No meaning to this one, just pretty. Date: between July and October 2018.

“Love” on his forearm. Date: August 2019.

Cupid on his forearm. This one has a personal meaning behind it that has to do with family, but he has not shared what that meaning is. Date: July 8, 2019.

“Shine On” on his bicep. Got it in 2018 when going through the ups and downs of figuring out his future.

“LA” on his bicep. Confirmed that he was drunk when he got this one.

The baby with the skull on the inside of his bicep. If this design has a meaning he doesn’t know what it is! He got it on whim because he liked it. Date: October 16, 2020.

Cowgirl on his tricep. Date: sometime in 2018. I have in my notes that he got it later than the rose.

Astronaut on his shoulder - another personal favorite. Date: December 9, 2019.

Chest

"Of Love and Life" - lyrics from a Caamp song. Date: August 26, 2021.

The fact some people think that because Pierre is Catholic is means he’s some kind of saint is 🫠 the man literally oozes sex, he’s completely dirty minded and have you seen his thirst traps?! He’s not out here giving innocent choir boy is he? 💀💀💀

the missionary tweet should’ve give it away in my opinion

cinematic parallels | pierre gasly, grill the grid (2023) x ghostface, scary movie (2000)

I think I found him... but he lives very far away from me... so let's me cry for like the rest of my life

i need my own personal nolan me thinks

Same :( just want a dark and mysterious boyfriend who wants to makeout all the time

Thank you 🤝

well, somebody had to fix them. might as well be me.

say it louder pierre 🗣

I want to be piñon...please tell me I'm not the only one🫠

I want a hug of this perfect looking man, and after that, I'll be a happy woman!

does piñon know he’s god’s favourite?

Choose your fighter:

Brain cell #1: wait for assistance (somehow still lost)

Brain cell #2: get undressed first (can't be lost if I'm a hoe)

Brain cell #3: wander aimlessly (can't be lost if there's no destination!)

Max and Charles are so weird about each other, in a way that only teenage girls can be weird about each other

when girls post pictures of their tummies/thighs/tits/etc with stretch marks it’s just like…. wtf……… why isn’t my tongue on those……………..