Enough Healing I Need To Kill

damn girl you really suck at pretending to be human

I take this back actually my whole life has been people shoving me around and making me do shit that's a waste of time. I will be out for all of one month and ALL I FUCKING DO IS WIN*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the beautiful thing about me as an alter is I will be out for all of one month and in that time span I always find a way to mess things up severely.

my permanent eyebags and perpetual air of confusion make me irresistible to women

I log on here to post things like "the people hate me and want me killed in the streets because I am irredeemable and emo" and then I leave the house in a polo and crocs

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

this is the worst anyone's ever done it I think

every day I need my 40 minutes of lie face down with spotify on time or else I cannot function